Check out these good looking Skull Pen Holder and Desk Organizers. They’ll keep you company when you’re at your desk working, plus they help keep your desk tidy. Best of all they look pretty friggin cool. I know my desk needs more skulls on it. The only one decorating it right now is my own when I fall asleep trying to do my taxes. Taxes are a boring story that starts off all, “Once upon a time…” and ends like friggin Pearl Harbor with me crying about a surprise attack, even though it happens every year.
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Miss Pennywise Tree Topper Looks Like Ronald McDonald
Da da da da da I’m not lovin’ it! This Miss Pennywise Tree Topper is pretty creepy, but mostly cuz it looks like Ronald McDonald. It gave me a grimace. Ha. See what I did there? Was that a cheesy joke? Well then butter my bun and call me Mayor McCheese. Put this tree topper on and Santa will not be coming this year, but you know who’s gonna come down your chimney on Christmas Eve? The Hamburglar. And he’s gonna burgle your presents, your house and maybe your butt. That last part is purely speculation based on his previous behavior.
Elvira Mistress of the Dark Spectral Switchboard Game
It’s easy for Elvira to communicate with the dead. And it’s not just cuz ghosts are drawn to her big boobies.I mean, they are, but she’s just in touch with the spirit world. But having big honking and half exposed boobies helps alot. Anyway, this Elvira Mistress of the Dark Spectral Switchboard Game is fun. You can talk to the departed while gawking at Elvira as she poses seductively, wondering what her secret is to not having those boobies fall out of that skimpy top. That’s half the fun of this game. In fact, that all I’m gonna ask this game. “Why don’t her boobies fall out?” And I’m gonna keep asking until I get an answer. The truth is out there.
Bone Decor: Sinister and Scary Skull Wall Hooks
Hang your coat on these Sinister Skull Wall Hooks and it will be like playing peekaboo with a skull every time you grab your jacket. You can also use them for your keys, skeleton keys obviously being preferable. If you do hang these up, I guess you could say that these skulls are spending all day and all night hooking it. Nasty girls. Ha! I crack myself up. Seriously though, these are going to look cool in your home.
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Werewolf Hands Adult Gloves
These Werewolf Hands Adult Gloves are awesome. I like to use them to scare the hell out of people. Just put these on and then let your hand creep around the corner or a doorway so that people think a werewolf is stalking them. Nope. It was just me stalking you. Again. You want to alert the police before or after I leave? Just asking cuz it smells like you’re cooking dinner and I’m starving. Owwww! Don’t taze me bro! Okay, I’m going. Pranks are not so much fun these days what with all of the state of the art weaponry available.