Here’s a good gift for Bigfoot fans. This Bigfoot Soap gives you a nice Bigfoot scene that you can display by the sink. He’s in his natural habitat and you get to stay clean. Pretty awesome. And thank God it smells nice and not like a hairy filthy woods creature who never wipes properly.
Tag: home decor
Octopus Bedding Tentacle Pattern Duvet Cover or Comforter
Ohhhh. I love octopus bedding. Except for the part where my wife keeps jabbing me with her tentacles. There at least 20,000 leagues under the sea so why are your elbows in my side? Spread out! Damn! This bed is just like an octopus. You know how? They’re both full of suckers! Ouch! Stop that!
Carved Quartz Crystal Skulls
These Carved Quartz Crystal Skulls are cool. They look like they were excavated from an ancient archeological site. Probably a temple. Probably a temple of doom. Do I love them? Of quartz I do. If I were feeling boulder, I’d buy one. And never take it for granite. Rock on you crazy quartz skulls. Serious question: How many quartz in a gallon? How many in a rock skull? I dig that one dude’s mohawk.
Wendigo Monster Anatomy Art
That’s some nice Wendigo Monster Anatomy Art right there. Awesome crypto-art brotha! Makes me happy. I’m writing a song about this.
I like crypto art
Not crypto farts
When Wendigo lets a steamy one go
The forest creatures start moving real slow.
Dude’s butt just smokes
while the rabbits choke
Then he grins real crass
and he wipes his ass
That’s all I got. Need to work on that some more.
Vampire Bat Vase
This Vampire Bat Vase is perfect for your gothic decorated home. Sure, it looks great with flowers, but I would put a taxidermy bat in it. Just have it hanging off the side like, “Yo. What up? Just chillin’ here.” This vase makes your belfry batty and will have your guests all chatty.