The Book of Werewolves should be a great bedtime story. Say, how do you hang a werewolf? With a lycanth-rope. Or you can tie him up with a Lon Chain-ny. Heh. This book will tell you all about these hairy mutants that change during a full moon.
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This Bigfoot Bust Is One Classy Cryptid
Keep things classy with this Bigfoot Bust. It demands a good place on your desk. The big guy looks very dignified. It’s perfect for when you want to smoke your pipe and talk about your latest expeditions to catch the elusive beast.
16 Horror Movie Monsters Art Poster
You get 16 monsters on one poster. Damn, that’s a lot of monsters. This 16 Horror Movie Monsters Art Poster features the vampire, werewolf, mummy, ghoul, zombie and more. It’s frightful and delightful, it’s kooky and it’s spooky. It even has the king of the apes, King Kong himself.
What Up Gnome-Slice? – They Live Garden Gnomes
I knew it. I knew that all gnomes are They Live Garden Gnomes. I didn’t even need any special glasses. Gnomes run the world, forcing us to consume, obey and put them in our gardens so they can spy on us. Little ceramic bastards. I’d put this guy in my yard though. Come on, you’re coming with me gnome-slice. Yeah, yeah, money is my God. Just get in the garden.
Clay Fly Face Wall Hanger For Your House – It’s A Housefly
When you absolutely need the head of a giant fly on your wall, there is the Clay Fly Face Wall Hanger. It would be in your house so technically it’s a housefly. I guess. Put it on your horse and it’s a horsefly. Is it May? Then it’s a Mayfly. If it falls off your wall it means your fly is down. Whatevs. Time for me to fly.