The Magnificent Mothman Print

The Magnificent Mothman Print
The legend of the Mothman is alive and well and native to West Virginia. It is well documented and there’s even a book titled The Mothman Prophecies. Read it! This strange creature of the dark is nicely captured in this 11 by 17 print, complete with descriptions of the creature’s mannerisms and attributes. We can’t be sure if the Mothman actually existed but we know that the creature is intriguing. This Mothman Print has a great vintage look and is quite minimalistic and eerie. It is a worthy addition to your creepy cryptid collection.

Eyeball Door Knob

Eyeball Door Knob
Knock knock. Who’s there? My. My who? My eye is killing me everytime you open that door! This Eyeball Door Knob lets you get a nice big handful of eyeball when entering a room. It’s an oddball and an eyeball. Who owns this thing? The eyes. The eyes have it. I’m getting this and naming it Iris. It’s perfect for an observatory if you know what I mean.

Pennywise Evil Clown Wreath

Pennywise Evil Clown Wreath
Look, if you have this Pennywise Evil Clown Wreath on your door, I’m not coming in. And neither will anyone else. I don’t want any part of that shizz! It looks like Ronald McDonald and Uncle Sam had a demented baby. Nope. I’m just passing this house by. This really should be a sewer decoration.

Killer Bunny Mimic

Killer Bunny Mimic
Awwww. What a nice wittle bun-bun- AHHHHHHHH My hand! My hand! It’s just gone. Why must cute things always be deadly? This wabbit is wabid! A killer with teeth that will tear you to shreds. What’s not to love? The teeth are on the underside so it can just hop on its prey and have a quick lunch. Bugs Bunny? More like Thugs Bunny!

Cast Iron Skeleton Bookends

Cast Iron Skeleton Bookends
These Cast Iron Skeleton Bookends demonstrate what happens when you read books. You got knowledge between your skull halves son. Brain matter. Smarts. Fancy word stuffs. Of course, if you put these on a high shelf and one falls and hits ya on the head, none of that matters, so… Let’s keep these at eye level k? K.