Tag: horror

Real Horror Happy Meals and Jiffy Pop That You Can Buy

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Real Horror Happy Meals and Jiffy Pop That You Can BuyRemember Newt Cloninger-Clements? He’s the dude that made those horror happy meals. Well, now you can actually buy them. Etsy shop HangMeOfficial has made a bunch of them that you can purchase. You can even get them with the toy included if you pay a bit more.

They also have horror themed Jiffy Pop pans. I say horror all of the food stuffs! Do these have actual popcorn inside? I have no idea since I half-ass my job and couldn’t be bothered to look, but I hope so. Even if they don’t, they are pretty cool.
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Molten Lava Gargoyle Decoration

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Molten Lava Gargoyle Decoration
This Molten Lava Gargoyle is hot hot hot. It’s gonna be a hot time in the old town tonight. It’s lava-ly isn’t it? Fun fact: I accidentally typed isn tit at first. Made me giggle. This gargoyle is going to look amazing in your home,on your roof, or wherever. You can put him on your roof, no roofies required. That’s how I usually get mine up there, and it’s wrong. I’m sorry. Now I just ask nicely.

Dia De Los Muertos Sugar Skull Necklaces

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Dia De Los Muertos Sugar Skull Necklaces
It’s the day of the dead. Dia De Los Muertos biatches. These Sugar Skull Necklaces are sugary and sweet. Also creepy and cool. They make me so hungry cuz they look like awesome candy colors. These are ceramic though so if they were in front of me there goes every tooth in my mouth, falling everywhere. More like Day of the dentist.
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Memento Mori Skull Bracelet

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Memento Mori Skull Bracelet
Check out this cool Skull Bracelet peeps! Memento Mori biatches! It’s wearable art for your wrist with a creepy twist. That rhymes cuz I’m a poet and didn’t know it. I rhymed it, I timed it, I acted out and mimed it. So there. This bracelet is perfect. A vintage bracelet with a cotton fabric skull-pture!

Cthulhu Yahtzee – Roll The Dice With An Ancient One

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Cthulhu YahtzeeRoll the dice the Cthulhu way! I got Yahtzee! I got Yahtzee! Cthulhu Yahtzee! Is it normal for a portal to open up in the living room that looks like it leads to hell? What about Cthulhu’s minions that are now pouring out of it? Check out those glow in the dark dice son! Cthulhu ain’t fooling around. Well, I guess he is cuz he likes to make Cthulhu babies, but you know what I mean. How else you think he’s gonna get dominion over Earth.