This Gothic Mary Shelley Pendant celebrates the woman and the legend that gave us Frankenstein. Hmmm. If she created Frankenstein, does that make her Frankenstein’s monster’s monster? Frankenstein’s monster’s mother? I’m confused, but what else is new? She’s an attractive Chick-torian. I would have been all over her and her big fat royalty checks. Hey baby. Read your book today. I really liked it…
Tag: horror
Scream Queens Custom View-Master
You can’t buy this View-Master in the store! This Scream Queens custom view-master comes with a reel of retro horror photography. It features Glass Olive, Mosh, Anastasia Arteyeva, Victoria Elle and Briana Robertson. Glass Olive? I think I choked on one of them once. This View-Master is a scream. This set makes a very cool gift for anyone who likes to look at pretty girls on a viewing device in the privacy of their own home. Okay, it’s me. Big surprise.
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Leather Zombie Backpack
This Leather Zombie Backpack is basically dead zombie skin that will carry your stuff. This is what you wear when it all hits the fan people. And by “it” I mean caca. Doodoo. Feces. When zombies are walking the Earth and every day could be your last, at least you’ll look awesome carrying this around. Zombies will fear you and that’s what’s important in this world.
Freddy Krueger Custom Converse
One two, Freddy’s got new shoes. Three four, put ’em on the floor. Five six, that’s a sick pair of kicks! Freddy Krueger Custom Converse. Imma get these cuz it would be awesome if Freddy attacked my dreams and I outran him in his own damn shoes. I don’t think I could wear them though, cuz it looks like Freddy is ready to slash my laces forever and ever.
Damn, gotta replace those laces. There, that’s better. What the-? Slashed again! Dammit Freddy! Do it one more time! Dammit Freddy. You did it! I just bought a bulk case of shoelaces on Amazon.
Fleshy Faced Sketchbook Of Horrors
Damn son, you ugly. This Fleshy Faced Sketchbook Of Horrors is either a monster or some guy making a fart face. Hey, sometimes it’s tough to squeeze one out and when you finally do, your face gets all twisted up. Who you winking at man? By the way, that vein on the side of your face? You need to get that checked bro. Looks like you got a fat juicy earthworm in there. Is it wrong that I want to shove food in his mouth? Yeah, probably wrong. I just want to see how much it holds cuz it looks like a bottomless pit.
This is the perfect book of horrors to draw other horrors inside of. The first page should really be an x-ray of that freaky face.