Herbert likes to re-animate corpses. This Re-Animator Herbert West Art Doll is based on the H.P. Lovecraft short story and the Re-Animator movie. Dude’s gonna look totally creepy in your already creepy doll collection. He already has blood all over him, so, you know, that saves you the trouble. He also has his syringe and removable glasses.
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Tag: horror
Fan Art Imagines Cars as Horror Movie Characters
Vroom, vroom! My horror car can beat your horror car. Well, technically my ride is only a horror car cuz it’s rusted to hell, has no doors and has slash marks all over the exterior, which may have been from Freddy Kreuger’s knives, or because an ex girlfriend wearing Freddy gloves with akey on each finger scratched the shizz out of it. I have no idea. These Cars as Horror Movie Characters are true horrors. You might say hell on wheels.
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Undead Zombie Hands Ring
Any zombies in the house? Raise your hands! You in the back. Your hand just fell off. Some skin on your cheek too. Show of zombie hands, who wants this awesome Undead Zombie Hands Ring? Umm, look it’s hard to count you guys when your limbs keep falling off. And some of you are raising some hands that have already fallen off of other people. Some of you are raising feet. Whatever. I lost count. It’s really not worth it. Just wanted to show you all this cool ring, but half of you don’t have a ring finger. Guy in back who just raised a weiner in the air, I know the difference between a finger and a dinger! You guys are gross. I’m out.
Voodoo Top Hat And Staff
This Voodoo Top Hat And Staff is sweet. Makes me want to twirl that hat and bounce it on my head as I shake the staff and kick into a musical number. That’s the kind of voodoo I’d do, but who do voodoo when you can just watch Hulu? With a fellow named Sulu? Or Cthulu? I have no idea, but that’s actually a good question. I’ll think on it while I’m wearing my cool Voodoo pimp-daddy hat. Smoking my fine cigar and stroking my python. I know that sounds wrong, but stroking your python is so fun you don’t wanna stop. With this hat you can get away with it. Stroke it all day if ya want. No one’s gonna tell you to stop.
Edgar Allan Poe Adult Coloring Book
Eenie meenie miney mo, catch a tiger by the toe, if he hollers let him go, then go color with Edgar Allan Poe. Sounds like good advice, which is why I’m gonna sit on the floor and color in this Edgar Allan Poe Adult Coloring Book. There’s only one problem. I ate all of my crayons. Some habits never die. On one hand my stomach is killing me. On the other hand, I now make colorful art with my butt. Yay! Ohhhhh the cramping. I think I have a Pollock coming out. Unless I’m prairie doggin’ a Picasso.