Whoa! My inner nerd just got wood. Or it would have if my inner nerd didn’t already have erectile dysfunction. This is a custom Demogorgon Stranger Things Action Figure based on the Netflix Stranger Things series. Man, this figure cranks things up to eleven. See what I did there?
I would buy it, but it would just eat all of my other action figures. Pretty damn cool though. HEY! LEGO MY EGGO Eleven. Netflix and chill the f**k out! I love those waffles.
Thanks Jennifer.
This set of Freddy Krueger Nightmare On Elm Street Windchimes makes me suspect I’m actually in a dream. If I get too close and try to shut them up, it’s gonna go crazy and slash at me. That’s why I’m trying to wake myself by repeatedly pinching myself and throwing drinks in my own face. So far all it’s gotten me is a rash and a giant puddle on the carpet. Whatevs. Let it make all of the noise it wants. If I go to sleep while already sleeping he can’t get me. And if he can, I’m gonna keep sleeping in each dream and he will have to catch me. Eventually I’ll wake up….
Unless I have to wake up again and again until I find my way back to the first dream. This shizz is confusing. God dammit Freddy! Can’t I get one night’s sleep?
Holy shizz this guy is ugly. This Monster UV reactive mask is gonna be the perfect way to terrorize my neighbors. UV stands for ultra venereal, which as we all know, makes you glow like a radioactive freak and spreads from your weiner to your face. Huh? Ultra Violet? What the hell is that? Is that like Blu-Ray? Cuz I’m still rockin’ the VHS tapes.
This Zombie iPhone 7 Case is compatible with iPhone 5/5s, 6/6s, 7/7s. Looks like it could use some toothpaste. A little flossing wouldn’t hurt either. Damn son, you got some nasty choppers. I hope it doesn’t bite my finger when I answer my phone. I just feel like I want to do some reconstructive surgery on him, like one of those forensic guys. See what he looked like before he was turned into a rotting walking corpse.
Oh nevermind. I should have recognized Joan Rivers right away. Hey Joan. What up? Thanks for protecting my iPhone with your head.
You know how you eat cereal out of a Cereal Killer Cereal Bowl? Well,first you lure your cereal to a nice secluded spot. Maybe the kitchen. Then you strike hard with a spoon, hoping that no one is nearby to hear any loud snap, crackles or pops as it fights you. Then you hide the cereal so there is no evidence left behind. In your mouth. Hide it in your mouth.
That is one creepy way to eat cereal. Oh and call yourself a cereal killer name. Like Son of (Toucan)Sam. Or the Cheerios Killer. Trix the Ripper….