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Mini Tombstone Garden Decorations

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Mini Tombstone Garden Decorations

May your garden rest in peace. These Mini Tombstone Garden Decorations will make your garden look like a cemetery. I don’t know who is buried there, but it’s probably Basil, Rosemary and Thyme to name a few. All will be remembered fondly. It is a great way to make your garden just a little creepier and you know we like that around here.

These Mini Tombstone Garden Decorations will look really good displayed with the Grim Reaper Shelf Sitter. Now that is a garden I can dig! See what i did there. I made a little garden joke. A very little one.

Day of the Dead Whiskey Decanter Set

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Day of the Dead Whiskey Decanter Set

You ever drink so much that you feel dead to the world? That’s the Day of the Dead my friend. Or at least how I celebrate it. This Day of the Dead Whiskey Decanter Set will help you get your drink on in style. The case is shaped like a coffin that your booze just climbed on into. May it rest in peace. And in my gut. It even has a lid so you can bury it in the back yard if you want. I would bury it and let my booze age. Then dig it up like 20 years later and have a party. A real Day of the Dead shindig. What’s a shindig anyway? A dig at a shin? Weird. Who cares? This Day of the Dead Whiskey Decanter Set is sweeet!

Anyway, I love Day of the Dead stuff. It’s funky and awesome.

Articulated Alien Chestburster

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Articulated Alien Chestburster

My chest hurts just looking at this thing. But it is kind of cute in that color. This Articulated Alien Chestburster comes in an assortment of colors in fact. You can keep him in your house, just don’t let him anywhere near your chest. It is about 24 inches of sheer terror wrapped in cute packaging. I might put this in the neighbors yard just because they piss me off. This Articulated Alien Chestburster is more like a heart burster when it surprises you in the middle of the night.

I got the Alien Chestburster Christmas Ornament, I might as well get this guy too.

Gothic Coffin Butter Dish

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Gothic Coffin Butter Dish

They say that too much butter will kill ya. I say that toast just tastes like crisp bread unless you slather it with butter. This Gothic Coffin Butter Dish is a reminder that our time on this plain is limited. And a cool place to store that ooey gooey buttery goodness. It’s really the only choice for anyone who loves Gothic decor and loves them some butter.

I feel like you should shape your butter into a little corpse though and put him to rest in this Gothic Coffin Butter Dish. But I’m a perfectionist. I would call him Butters and mourn him over breakfast daily. This Skull Butter Dish is also a great choice.

Blood Vial Pendant Kit

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Blood Vial Pendant Kit

So this Blood Vial Pendant Kit is bloody cool and bloody stylish. As the seller says, Blood has been used for magical purposes for hundreds of years and has been know to represent life force in its most basic nature. Apparently I’ve been doing it all wrong. I’ve been trying to use my band aids for magical purposes. It just ain’t working. You get one complete kit to craft one blood vial pendant necklace. You can use your own blood, or a lover, or some Kool-Aid if you want. That’s also what the seller said. But I added the Kool-Aid part. I’m not judging.

Personally, I’d combine this with the Bloody Pearl Necklace Choker.