Whether you need a flowerpot for indoor or outdoor plants, these Crows & Roses Flowerpots are an awesome choice. It depicts a crow sitting on a skull surrounded by red roses. This is something for gardeners to crow about. I wish you could growing Croses, which would be a black rose that looks like crow feathers. Sadly that doesn’t exist. But everything is going to look good in these Crows & Roses Flowerpots.
I’m going to use this near my Moth Man Plant Pot cuz he needs some company.
I’m questioning the authenticity of this Witches of Legend Tarot Card Deck, because my ex wives are nowhere to be seen. Neither is Samantha from Bewitched, but then again those are the only witches I’m familiar with. Well, those and the Witches of Eastwick. Oh yeah, those chicks from Charmed. How could I forget that trio. Anyway, this cool Witches of Legend Tarot Card Deck features legendary witches and goddesses like Circe, Brigid, Hekate, Diana, Athena and more. This deck has some amazing artwork. Who wants to give me a reading?
Funny story. I call my neighbor the wicked witch of the west because she’s west of me. EAST SIDE! EAST SIDE! *gang signs* I didn’t touch your damn roses lady. I haven’t had a reading since I bought this Santa Muerte Book Of The Dead Tarot Card Deck, which also has some amazing art. In that reading the cards told me that I was about to meet a handsome stranger and I would instantly fall in love. I didn’t believe it, but as soon as got up from the table, I caught a glimpse in the mirror and it was love at first sight. Dreams really do come true.
Turn any drink into a macabre and terrifying treat with this Dripping Blood Glass Straw. People will think you are a vampire just chilling and having a bloody Mary, or a Cheryl, or Jane. The woman’s name isn’t important. But I love it so much I won’t share. People will say, hey can I use your Dripping Blood Glass Straw and I’ll say no, that’s the last straw! Terrible joke, but this straw is too cool to share. It will wow and stun your friends, maybe scare the hell out of them.
If you sip your drink through this straw while wearing this stylish Bloody Pearl Necklace Choker, you are truly the Vampire queen my dear and I bow down to you.
Life’s a beach and then ya die! Might as well soak up the sun and surf on this Coffin Beach Towel. You’ll look good like you are resting in peace to the beachgoers around you. This is how us strange and unusual folks lounge at the beach. They’ll probably all start laying flower bouquets around you and crying. Saying stuff like, “Look how young she was” or “What a tragedy. Good turnout though. Must have been pretty popular”.
Now I’m crying too. And I’m still mourning for all of the jewelry in this Coffin Jewelry Box. Though I gotta say, that model is looking sexy as hell laying on that Coffin Beach Towel. Is that weird?
Look at that artwork. MoewZers! Let me introduce you to The Haunted Cat Tarot Deck featuring the amazing art of J Edward Neill. This 78 card deck is just full of, well, haunted cats. Just like my house. I have so many deceased cats in my yard, all missed terribly) and I see their little ghosts all of the time. 78 cards huh? Lets see, that’s… What’s 78 divided by 9 lives? Ah. 8.6. That’s enough tarot card reading for 8.6 cat lives, which roughly equates to not quite 9 readings as each cat has nine lives. Hmmm. I’m seeing a serious flaw here. If a cat is getting a reading, the cat can almost get that last full reading, but not quite. The Haunted Cat Tarot Deck needs more cards. Yes. That’s what my scientific equation states.
I’ll have to run my calculations on these other tarot cards.