This Christopher Radko La Novia Muerta Halloween Christmas Ornament is a real beauty. You know what La Novia means? It means “the bride”. Thanks Google. I really dig it, just not sure I’m ready to make a commitment like that yet. But it would look awesome on either my creepy Halloween or Christmas tree. Maybe if it was “the girlfriend”. I’m just not into being tied down right now. Not without a safe word at least.
Tag: horror
Dark Ruler of the Underworld Skull Throne Chair
Damn, this Dark Ruler of the Underworld Skull Throne Chair is full of bones and skulls, including a skull that would be right at your back. No way I’m letting this guy take a bite out of me while I’m just lounging around ruling a kingdom. It’s perfect for Halloween, your illuminati events, or anyone evil who is trying to take over the world.
Women’s Spiderweb Bat Flap Jacket
This is a good look for all of you Black Widows. I know that you want to kill the dudes that you mate with, and I’ve resisted so far, but you in this Women’s Spiderweb Bat Flap Jacket is making it very very tempting. I’m gettin’ all caught up in your web is what I’m sayin’. Am I a fly? Did you put me in a cocoon? I only ask cuz I really want you to unzip my fly! Whoa, things are gettin’ hot up in here. Gotta go take a cold shower. You can find the matching skirt here.
Headshot – Suicidal Zombie Drinking Mug
This Headshot Zombie Drinking Mug is the perfect addition to your kitchen or bar. Hey Zombie, you’re doing it wrong. You’re supposed to point the gun and fire, not shove the whole damn gun in your head. Go home, you’re drunk… Out of… This mug is built tough as the undead with a stainless steel rim and a willingness to end it all anyway he can.
Bake Some Skulls- Haunted Skull Cakelet Pan
Cakelets. Is that what we are calling cute little cakes now? I approve. This Haunted Skull Cakelet Pan will let you make skull cakes, which coincidentally is my pet name for any emaciated animal I see in the park. C’mere skull cakes. C’mere boy. Cuz you can see his skull. Anyway, put some frosting on ’em and they’ll look just like those women who cake their makeup on super thick,only these won’t talk about Starbucks all day and make duck lips.