Need a hand? A skeleton hand? How about a dozen skeleton hands? These Skeleton Party Hand Glasses are to die for. Perfect for haunted house parties and ghoulish get-togethers. Raise a toast. To skeleton hands raising a toast. I gotta hand it to them, these are some great glasses. Very handy in the kitchen. Now if only I could get some skeleton hands to wash them afterwards. Am I right? Say, why do they call it raising a toast when toast isn’t involved? We should probably be slapping pieces of toast together, which is very unsanitary.
Tag: horror
Freddy Krueger and Jason BFF Friendship Necklace
I’m a Freddy, but my BFF is more of a Jason. So this Freddy Krueger and Jason BFF Friendship Necklace is perfect for us. We’re always fighting. I’m invading his dreams, he’s slashing at me. We often end up dead piled on top of each other. One time I woke up with an Oscar Mayer hot dog sticking out of my wound instead of a knife. That trickster. What a scamp! That’s friendship for you.
Werewolf 3D LED Lamp Has Big Teeth
You don’t have to wait for a full moon to see a werewolf anymore. You can have one that looks like a hologram thanks to this sweet Werewolf 3D LED Lamp. Perfect for the home or office that is lacking in scary werewolf jaws and teeth. Sadly, that is most homes and offices in the world. You can change the color or even have it cycle through different colors. This thing looks vicious.
Gothic Bag With Ravens, Skulls and More
That is one good looking bag. But enough about your grandmother! Also that’s a very cool Gothic Bag you have there. I love all the skulls, ravens and dark imagery. That is what we in the industry call, “sweet as f**k!” It will hold all of your things in style. Dare I say, it even looks sexy? Can I watch you carry it as you walk away slowly? Is that weird? I see you have your phone clutched in that “911 at the ready” way that I know so well from women. Ok, I’m out. Later gator. After a while crocodile. Another time porcupine!
Zombie Skeleton Dance Costume
I can see this Zombie Skeleton Dance Costume doing a number on the pole at some redneck bar after the town has been infected with a virus. And I have to say she has all the right moves. Nice veins. Really gets that heart pumping. Her heart, not mine. I don’t have a thing for zombie strippers. Then why’d you throw all those ones at her and request a lap dance? A. That was Monopoly money and B. They keep it really cold in here cuz the customers and the staff are all dead. Just trying to warm my lap with a cold zombie. Makes perfect sense.