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Livin La Vida Larvae – Fly Ring

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Livin La Vida Larvae - Fly Ring
Normal rings are for boring, ordinary folk. That’s why you should wear this fly ring on your finger. It looks like there’s a fly dry humping your finger with its legs wrapped around it. Dry humping? Fly humping? It is literally a fly ring. Fly as in stylin’. Fly as in nasty creature evolved from a maggot.

This ring actually looks awesome and would actually make you look… fly. The ring size is adjustable so that it fits different finger sizes. Convenient if you are looking for a present for your friend who wouldn’t mind wearing a bug.

This Really Bugs Me – Nasty Fly Earrings

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Fly Earrings
Flies are all the rage this year. Everyone on the runway is wearing them. So these Fly Earrings are the perfect accessory. Fly. The maggot evolved. Nature’s gross butterfly. Flies are filthy and disgusting and totally belong on your ears. I can’t wait for some fly to land on your ear and try to mate with your earrings. That’s nasty.

Clay Fly Face Wall Hanger For Your House – It’s A Housefly

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Clay Fly Face Wall Hanger
When you absolutely need the head of a giant fly on your wall, there is the Clay Fly Face Wall Hanger. It would be in your house so technically it’s a housefly. I guess. Put it on your horse and it’s a horsefly. Is it May? Then it’s a Mayfly. If it falls off your wall it means your fly is down. Whatevs. Time for me to fly.

Plush Cockroach Pillow

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Plush Cockroach Pillow
Cockroaches will survive long after humans are wiped out from the face of the Earth. So disgusting as they are, I say embrace the cockroach. No, literally embrace and hug this Plush Cockroach Pillow. We may depend on them for survival one day. You probably already have some in your house anyway. Might as well give them a giant plush cockroach God to worship. You can check it out in Graveyardgirl’s video below. It;s in the beginning. Make sure you stick around and watch the rest too, cuz she talks about AtmosFEARfx,which we also recently covered.
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Get It Away – This Bug Will Haunt Your Nightmares

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This Bug Will Haunt Your Nightmares
So this Arizona man was eating his breakfast when he spotted the mother of all nightmare insects at his window. It is called a camel spider, although I call it “HELL NO! GET IT AWAY! GET IT AWAY! It is a mix between a scorpion and a spider, which is a fun fact. Scorpions and spiders need to stop f**king each other yo! Great, now I’m not gonna sleep tonight. Thanks spiders.
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