This Wood Alien Necklace is a classy way to show that you are a true believer. Whether you’re ready to get abducted and butt-hurt or just have an open mind, this is a classy wood alien right here. Legend says that anyone wearing this necklace will be safe from intergalactic weirdos, but I have a feeling they’ll just sign it on the back, get on with the butt-work and then put you back in bed as usual.
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Real Flower Skull Necklaces
Ohhhhhh pretty. I need these Real Flower Skull Necklaces like I need a flower growing out of my head. These necklaces are made with mixtures of natural wildflowers, moss, and lichen, all encased in clear eco resin. Each is unique. It’s all the flower power of the 60s with some very nice Goth sensibilities and with just a hint of the macabre. They are hypnotizing, mesmerizing and… I ran out of cool things to rhyme.
Goth Teeth Ring
Have you always wondered what the tooth fairy does with all those innocent children’s teeth that she collects while she looms in the shadows of the night? She makes goth rings naturally! And parents paid for the honor! This Goth Teeth Ring is strikingly lifelike and set on an adjustable ring band that fits from a 5 to 10 size. Some dentist will buy this ring to scare children into brushing their teeth. Also coming soon to a mental institution and prison near year!
This jewelry has teeth. Get yourself a bite! It looks like a tooth flower. I am enameled with it. I mean enamored.
Kraken Cameo Brooch
Damn son! I always knew the Kraken was some chick’s hair. Yo, I ain’t your shampoo. Leave my ship alone! Why you bathing out here in the middle of the ocean anyway ya giant freak? Your hair smells lovely by the way. There goes half my men overboard. Hopefully, they end up in your hair like cooties. This Kraken Cameo Brooch is wild. Time for a haircut lady.
Labradorite Skull Pendant
Whether you are trying to get more in tune with the ways of the dead or you’re just into some dark jewelry, this stunning Labradorite Skull Pendant would be a great addition to your skull-themed jewelry collection (or a good beginning to it). It’s handmade of carved labradorite cabochon, has really funky optical effects, and is certified spooky AF. Wrapped around the centerpiece is solid copper wire and it comes with a dark brown cord for a necklace. I was going to tell a skeleton joke here, but I just don’t have the guts for it. (I’ll see myself out).