So…. Yeah. I’m guessing this Macabre Tooth Bracelet was created by a dentist with a busy pair of pliers. Either that or the tooth fairy is making jewelry now. Bicuspid, I’m wearing this! Then I’m gonna punch a bunch of people and leave tooth prints in their faces, just because it’s fun. Is that weird? Maybe, but it’s the tooth and nothin’ but the tooth. Heh. See what I did there?
Tag: jewelry
Bat Wing Choker Collar
I don’t know about you, but I’ve always wondered what it would look like if a bat tried to choke me out. Now I know. This Bat Wing Choker Collar is the coolest collar ever. All dress shirts should have bat collars. It’s hauntingly fashionable. I hope there’s no bat head in back, biting your neck. It would be awesome if the wings flapped for air conditioning.
Disgusting Mutation Horror Pendant
Well here’s a disgusting specimen wth a face that only a mother could love. A sick mother***** that is. He’s all toothy with bloodshot eyes. I especially dig the bubbles on the tongue. I didn’t graduate med school, but I’m pretty sure he has the herp. Mutations are in fashion this year. This horror pendant goes with everything.
Leather and Copper Skull Bracelets
Oh yeah! Look at them bad-ass skulls. These Leather and Copper Skull Bracelets are awesome. No bones about it. These here are some stylish skulls. The centerpiece is a copper skull with a braided leather cord. These come in black or dark brown with an adjustable sliding knot closure for a good fit. Is it cool if I wear these all up and down both arms Mad Max style? I’ll let you know how that goes.
Bird Skull Rings
My skull is going all whirlybird over these cool creeptastic Bird Skull Rings. Remember a bird on the finger is worth two in the bush, but giving a guy the bird from within a bush is a safe way to flip someone off. But giving a lady the bird in a bush is often considered obscene, even if from within concealment. I’m going magpie for these rings. I’m crowing about ’em everywhere. I’m Raven. I’m paying for one with my card-in-all. Get it? Credit card, but like the bird? I crack myself up, but never pigeon-hole myself. That sounds dirty.