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Return Of The Hawn Tawn Space Pirate

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hawn tawnYou might remember that we featured Deadgreedy’s Hawn Tawn awhile back. And of course as soon as all of you saw it you made Dead Greedy an instant success. The dude is selling his stuff at conventions, making more weird and freaky toys than ever before and basically being an art star. I tried to talk to him when I saw him at a con a few days ago, but he couldn’t be bothered since he had a babe on each arm and was sipping champagne, all while making it rain dollar bills and throwing red skittles at me. He hates the red ones and thought I put them in his dressing room.

Anyway, the dude is doing great for himself and if you missed out on buying that disturbing yet awesome Hawn Tawn figure, it’s now a kickstarter. You can make this figure a reality! For a $50 pledge you can get one of 500 figures for yourself. Maybe cut it open and put your Luke figure in it’s belly to keep him warm. If you like strange custom Star Wars figures, help him make it a reality.

Thanks for the shoutout in the kickstarter video Jeremy and never stop making weird and awesome stuff.
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Main Drain Turns Your Toilet Into A Urinal

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The Main Drain is for people like me who come home drunk and pee against the wall thinking they’re still at the bar and hosing down a urinal. Clean up is a real pain and slipping on pee can lead to serious injuries. The solution is not to stop drinking, but to turn your toilet into a urinal.

That’s what the Main Drain is all about. Just put your main vein in front of the Main Drain and drunken peeing will no longer be a pain. It attaches to the side of your toilet. One question. If I’m too drunk to hit what I’m aiming at already, what makes you think I won’t drop a deuce in this thing, thinking I’m using a fancy space toilet? Does it have a warranty is what I’m asking.
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Zombie Cutting Boards

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zombie cutting boardThese zombie cutting boards are perfect for slicing and dicing. They are like a zombie killing manual for your kitchen, showing you where to hack and chop zombies for maximum damage. Basically these cutting boards make you an efficient disposer of walking corpses.

After the Kickstarter campaign completes successfully, (You know it will because zombies on a cutting board, hello.) they will create each buyer’s choice of zombie-themed cutting board or bread board. The thing is I’m not much of a zombie fighter. I’m more of a zombie go away as I hide in the corner, curled in the fetal position kind of guy. Sadly, they don’t have a cutting board depicting my particular cowardly style of dealing with rotting walkers.

Update: Now you can buy it from Etsy here.

via Technabob