There be a Kraken in me tumbler. If you think a worm in your tequila is cool, this Kraken Whiskey Tumbler puts a Kraken on in your drink. The kraken is deeply carved into the thick glass bottom giving a perfect 3D effect from above and the sides. Better get Kraken and drink up. Whiskey just tastes better with a sea monster inside. I’m gonna fill my entire bar with these glasses.
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Cast Iron Octopus Tea Cup or Jewelry Holder
Add some pizzazz to your kitchen by displaying your tea cups in the outstretched arms of an octopus. This Cast Iron Octopus Tea Cup or Jewelry Holder has eight arms to hold either tea cups or jewelry, or anything else you can think of. I like it cuz it kinda looks like he’s pissed off and just ready to throw cups everywhere. I can relate to that. This octopus and I are gonna be good friends.
Behold The Kraken Wall-Mounted Key Holder
Trust a Kraken to hold your keys for you. Just put this Kraken Wall-Mounted Key Holder on your wall and let it’s tentacles holdall of those keys. This is totally authentic too, cuz everybody knows that when the Kraken rises out of the sea, dude is always hold keys in every tentacle. Duh! The Kraken is the janitor of the sea, with a big-ass keyring. Somebody has to clean up all that whale poop.
Octopus and Mermaid Shower Curtain Bath Mat and Towels
This Octopus and Mermaid Shower Curtain Bath Mat and Towels are all going to look great in your bathroom. Just look at that amazing design. Did the octopus capture her and put her on that anchor? Or did the mermaid seduce the octopus, who now worships her on that anchor? I have no idea. I just know that mermaids are the best maids ever. In fact I’m thinking about starting my own mermaid maid hotel service. There are a few kinks to work out though. Like the girls having to be wheeled to each room in a wheelbarrow full of water and when they open the door and hop in, they always fall right down and just flop around on account of no legs.
Octopus Tentacle iPad Tablet Stand
Tablets weren’t meant to stand upright by themselves. That’s why you need an octopus to lend a hand. I mean tentacle. This Octopus Tentacle iPad Tablet Stand is just as good as having a real octopus on standby. In fact, it’s better cuz it won’t shoot ink in your face and tell you to f**k off in Octopus language. It also won’t get slime all over every surface in your house. It also won’t move the tablet around and mess with you while you’re binge watching Glee. I don’t watch that. Just an example. And if I did, I certainly wouldn’t cry. Just sayin’.