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Awesome Cobra Snake Skin Leather Belt

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Awesome Cobra Snake Skin Leather Belt
This Awesome Cobra Snake Skin Leather Belt looks awesome, but I just know it’s gonna scare the hell out of my man junk underneath it, so it never rises again. Is that a snake around your waist or are you just happy to see me? I don’t know. Come a little bit closer and let’s see if it bites.

This is an awesome belt. Aside from the fact that I get bit every time I try to undo my belt to take a whiz. I can’t even undo my snake to drain my snake. Still, I look cool and that’s all that matters. That wet spot on my pants? That’s not what matters. I’m all like, “You’ve seen the cobra, wait until you see the python.” And the girls are all like, “Are you really gonna feed that little mouse to your snake?”
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Cool Skull Wallets

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Cool Skull Wallets
GodspeedLeatherwerks not only work at the speed of God, (Although they were just beat in a race by the son of God! Young whippersnapper!) but they also make some really cool wallets. They have skulls and everything. They are perfect for your cash, cards and other stuff that you carry around. No bones about it, these wallets are awesome. Morbidly awesome. Which is better than morbidly obese. Or even obesely morbid. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

All I’m saying is that these wallets are great. Leather! That’s what I’m into. Minus the ball gag and other accessories of course!
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Carry Your Horrors In This Cthulhu Pouch

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Carry Your Horrors In This Cthulhu Pouch
This is a pretty awesome Cthulhu Pouch. I get bonus points for learning something new today. Until I saw this, I thought a Cthulhu pouch was were Cthulhu kept it’s babies. Like a Kangaroo. I knew it was either that or one of Cthulhu’s many sex organs. Turns out it was neither. It’s just a cool pouch for humans to carry stuff in.

Don’t be a slouch, get a Cthulhu pouch. Stick your hand in and then scream OUCH! Because there is nothing but horror within and that horror just treated your hand like a chew toy. Now you’re just a chump with a stump. Some of that rhymed.

Seriously, that leather pouch is pretty awesome. If I were one of those elf or gnome things from that Hobbit movie, I would totally walk across the map with this thing at my hip.
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Creepy iPad And Kindle Covers

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Creepy iPad And Kindle Covers
These iPad and Kindle covers from joevleather are pretty cool. They are a great way to show everyone that you are creepy. I like that two-headed skeleton dude. One of them can have an iPad and the other can have a Kindle. Then they can complain that each of them are reading out loud and get into a slap fight. They have a bunch of cool designs to choose from, but I didn’t see one that has Cthulhu looking at an iPad, which is what I really want.

So creep up your gadgets with some of these cool covers.
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Mad Max Style Leather Wallets

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Mad Max Style Leather Wallets
These Mad Max Style Leather Wallets are pretty cool for when you need to pay with cash in the wasteland. Wait, I thought bottlecaps was the agreed on currency of the apocalypse. I’ve been saving them for years. You people better not change it now, cuz I don’t care. Even if just the lights go out, I’m paying for my stuff with bottle caps. Bottle caps and all of the kidney stones that all those bottles of Mountain Dew gave me. I figure a kidney stone is worth about 50 cents on the market, so by my calculations I’m a apocalypse millionaire.

These wallets are full of bad ass skulls and sinful stitches. Nobody’s going to mess with you when they see this wallet. This is the wallet of a cold killer. A bad sumb itch. A warrior. A Gothic Goliath. A guy who has all of his cash and cards organized just so. That’s a real mans wallet right there. *Hides my My Little Pony themed wallet and acts tough.*
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