Weird Coat Hanger: Relax, Stay Awhile, Hang Your Coat Up On An Arm Or A Leg

Hang Your Coat Up On An Arm Or A Leg
Yeah, I’ve had that problem. Disembodied baby limbs coming out of my wall. Wailing and crying too. Ghost babies are the worst. This Weird Coat Hanger simulates an ghostly baby attack so that you will be ready. It also provides a freaky place to hang your coat. What I like to do is wait until they stick their limbs through my wall, then me and a tattoo artist give them some embarrassing ink. That way when they go back to their ghost mother, they are in a ton of trouble. Hahaha ghost babies. I get the last laugh.

Well I did have the last laugh until an army of ghost moms showed up one night with that traitor tattoo artist. On the plus side, my body length tattoo of baby limbs and doll heads all over my body looks friggin’ awesome. The down side is that my body is now a portal for baby limbs. Let me tell ya, it isn’t so cool when you’re buying a pack of gum and a baby arm comes out of your crotch when you are flirting with the pretty cashier. Or when an arm comes out of your head and knocks your hat off. That’s not a funny game!

Halloween Giveaway: Win This Awesome Dead Spider Legs Ring

dead spider leg ring

We like awesome, cool and weird stuff around here. Now we are giving something cool and creepy away to our readers. You guys and gals are the best. It’s time to give something back. Look, I got this cool Dead Spider Legs ring for you. If you win it, we are just friends. It doesn’t mean we’re married. Cool?

We recently featured this creepy and kick ass ring by Ricksonjewellery and now we’ve teamed up with Rickson to give it away to a lucky winner. One lucky reader will win this prize and have a dead spider on their finger this Halloween. It is valued at $135. Here’s all you have to do:

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The deadline is October 20th. Everyone who shares this post will have an entry and we will pick a winner on October 20th.
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Dead Spider Leg Ring

dead spider leg ring
You know, I don’t see what the big deal is about this Dead Spider Leg Ring. I mean, I already have a million of these things to choose from and they didn’t cost me anything. *Walks into the garage. Looks through the dust at the selection of dead spiders, legs all up in the air.* Which one of you will it be today? Ah! You. You have pretty red markings!

Guys, check out my sweet dead spider ring, complete with hourglass design. OW!!!! It’s alive. It’s alive. Not letting go! Hourglass means what? Well, I’m off to the hospital. *Looks at spider still attached to finger* You think you’re a widow? Not anymore. I’ll get the hospital in time my dear. This time I shall be the widow…er. *Throws it down. Stomps it good.*

You Must Be Out Of Your Gourd: Pumpkin Appendages!

pumpkin appendagesGive your pumpkin 2 arms and 2 legs with this set of 4 Halloween Pumpkin Appendages. Pumpkins are born without limbs. It is a tragic condition, but one that can be remedied today. These arms are bendable and posable. This Halloween, give your pumpkin the gift of limbs.

It is going to be so awesome being able to high five my pumpkin, shake hands and make him give the middle finger to my neighbors. Check out more images below.
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