Man, it’s getting hot in here. I’d better turn on my Skeleton Ceiling Fan with Skulls and Arms Sticking Out. SLAP SLAP SLAP. I never get out of the way in time. There’s nothing like getting slapped silly by a bunch of skeleton hands. Plus, it makes you forget about the heat. This thing looks like a nightmare spaceship that’s gonna spin it’s skeleton arms and take off into the night. Then come back down and wrap them around you. Carry you up into space and do some nightmare stuff with your naughty bits while you dangle in it’s embrace.
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Free Hugs – Skeleton Hands and Arms Necklace
There’s nothing like the cold dead embrace of skeleton arms around your neck. Except when your grave robbing and fall in and the skeleton hugs you like crazy while you’re just screaming and freaking out, but enough about my weekend. This Skeleton Hands and Arms Necklace is like a bony hug all day long from a skeleton that loves you. There’s no guarantee that those bony hands won’t touch your boob and cop a feel now and then, but that’s the chance you take. Just smack its hand and it will behave. Maybe.
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Weird Coat Hanger: Relax, Stay Awhile, Hang Your Coat Up On An Arm Or A Leg
Yeah, I’ve had that problem. Disembodied baby limbs coming out of my wall. Wailing and crying too. Ghost babies are the worst. This Weird Coat Hanger simulates an ghostly baby attack so that you will be ready. It also provides a freaky place to hang your coat. What I like to do is wait until they stick their limbs through my wall, then me and a tattoo artist give them some embarrassing ink. That way when they go back to their ghost mother, they are in a ton of trouble. Hahaha ghost babies. I get the last laugh.
Well I did have the last laugh until an army of ghost moms showed up one night with that traitor tattoo artist. On the plus side, my body length tattoo of baby limbs and doll heads all over my body looks friggin’ awesome. The down side is that my body is now a portal for baby limbs. Let me tell ya, it isn’t so cool when you’re buying a pack of gum and a baby arm comes out of your crotch when you are flirting with the pretty cashier. Or when an arm comes out of your head and knocks your hat off. That’s not a funny game!
Giant Cardboard Robot Arms
This giant cardboard robot arms DIY kit lets you create…giant cardboard robot arms. Sweet! I am gonna terrorize everybody. At least until somebody figures out my kryptonite. NO! Not the box cutter! If that happens I’ll just run away to my robot lair and cry. Then move to another town and terrorize them all over again.
The kit comes with everything you need to create two giant robot arms and it will take you around 5 hours to complete. They measure 5.5 feet long. This is gonna be fun. Cower before me humans!
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You Must Be Out Of Your Gourd: Pumpkin Appendages!
Give your pumpkin 2 arms and 2 legs with this set of 4 Halloween Pumpkin Appendages. Pumpkins are born without limbs. It is a tragic condition, but one that can be remedied today. These arms are bendable and posable. This Halloween, give your pumpkin the gift of limbs.
It is going to be so awesome being able to high five my pumpkin, shake hands and make him give the middle finger to my neighbors. Check out more images below.
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