You try to steal my gold and I’ll cut yer damn hands off ya little bearded hoarder! I’m guessing that was the warning this Leprechaun was given shortly before his hands left his body. This little guy is never gonna touch a coin coin ever again. Is it just me or does the right hand look bigger? That must have been his luck leprechaun masturbation hand. That’s another thing he’s never gonna do again. And for that I actually feel sad for him. Those are some very unlucky leprechaun hands.
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Dead Irish Leprechaun With Throne And Gold
Pissed that you never found a pot of gold from a Leprechaun under a rainbow? I hear ya. I’m pretty pissed about that myself. I chased rainbows for a whole summer once, driving a Ford Pinto, hanging a super soaker out the window, trying to create rainbows on the open highway. No dice. Leprechauns are the tight-fisted cheapskates of the mythical world.
Now we can have our revenge. This little greedy O’Grady, Paddy McDuff or whatever his name was, didn’t have the luck of Irish, to which I can only say HAHA, Nelson from the Simpsons style.
Now you can display his gold lovin’ corpse in your home. He’s just $47. from Etsy seller footstepsinthewind. He has a little gold chain that no one has been able to pry from his dead fingers, his throne and a small gold piece. So, I’m calling him….Paddy O’Furniture.
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