This is not your grandmother’s cross-stitch. I know, because I asked mine about this Krampus Cross Stitch and she screamed bloody murder and started ranting about the Christmas Devil. Then banned me from visiting her again. The legend of Krampus must include a trip to the Doctor’s office cuz he’s always sticking his tongue out, waiting for the doc to take a look. Open up and say ah Mr. Krampus. Hmmm have you been getting enough sleep? I would ask you for a pee sample, but last time we tried that, your pee of fire melted the sample cup and nearly burned down my office. Let’s just call it the flu shall we? Good? Good. See the receptionist for a prescription.
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Bigfoot Nesting Dolls: Matryo-Squatch
Bigfoots have a natural nesting instinct. They like to build nests out of dead tree limbs and stuff. So it makes sense that Bigfoot would be part of a nesting doll set. Etsy seller licoricewits has two cool sets of Bigfoot nesting dolls available. Better get ’em before they are gone and there is no photographic evidence. *Raises wrist to check my Sasquatch Watch.* I predict these will be gone within the hour. That’s when I plan to buy them and let out a huge Wookie-type roar.
The first set features Bigfoot, the Jersey Devil and the Cupacabra. The second set is a Bigfoot family.
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Dead Irish Leprechaun With Throne And Gold
Pissed that you never found a pot of gold from a Leprechaun under a rainbow? I hear ya. I’m pretty pissed about that myself. I chased rainbows for a whole summer once, driving a Ford Pinto, hanging a super soaker out the window, trying to create rainbows on the open highway. No dice. Leprechauns are the tight-fisted cheapskates of the mythical world.
Now we can have our revenge. This little greedy O’Grady, Paddy McDuff or whatever his name was, didn’t have the luck of Irish, to which I can only say HAHA, Nelson from the Simpsons style.
Now you can display his gold lovin’ corpse in your home. He’s just $47. from Etsy seller footstepsinthewind. He has a little gold chain that no one has been able to pry from his dead fingers, his throne and a small gold piece. So, I’m calling him….Paddy O’Furniture.
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