Damn that’s a big book! This Vampire Journal is perfect for those interviews with a vampire. Also great for vampires who want to write a list of their victims or keep a list on who has bad blood etc. I have bad blood by the way, just so we’re clear. No use biting me. This huge book has 100 blank and bound pages and a nicely detailed cover. Dear Diary… I vant to suck your blood, but I will settle for writing on your pages.
Tag: monster
This Nightmare Monster Magnet Is All Teeth
Never want to go near your fridge again? Stick this Nightmare Monster Magnet on it and you will starve to death rather than go anywhere near it. This guy is all teeth and pincers. I hear he’s wanted for questioning about a murder, but it’s clear that he’s been framed. Ha ha ha. Like a spastic egg, I crack myself up.
Fetus Keychain
Man I lose my keys all of the time. You know why? Cuz they arent attached to a giant pink fetus, obviously. There’s no way you lose your keys when there’s a fetus involved. Oh and the Fetus Keychain is squishy, so, you know, feel free to use it as a stress reliever or just strangle your fetus for no reason. I ain’t judging. They look like little aliens. It goes with this fetus for your wall.
Sea Serpent Metal Art Bookends
See, this is why I never go in the water. There are too many things that can kill ya. Like Sea Serpents, which are worse than serpents cuz the sea. But I don’t mind having these Sea Serpent Metal Art Bookends on my shelf. Reminds me that life is dangerous. For dumbass sailors and the like. He’s just gonna eat that ship and there’s nothing you can do about it. And if you jump ship, something else is just gonna eat ya. No thanks.
Sea Serpent. Pffft! More like See serpent. Cuz when I See Serpent, I run!
Also check out these Kraken Bookends.
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Cool Set Of 8 Classic Horror Monster Magnets
Now your fridge can be full of horrors, aside from that 3 month old cheesecake that now has a pretty green mold beard. This Cool Set Of 8 Classic Horror Monster Magnets will spruce up your fridge or other metal surface. The seller has a bunch of other sets that are pretty cool too, so make sure you check them out. Now every time you get a midnight snack, you can have a midnight scare.
Pretty cool. Pretty creepy. Scares me so much,now I have to pee pee. Cuz that’s how mature I am. Deal with it. These Hammer Horror Magnets are also cool.