What the hell is that thing? Is that an eyeball and nostrils? Is that the loch Ness monster? More like the Loch Mess monster. The remains of a massive sea creature were recently discovered on a beach in the Philippines. Apparently it had been dead for awhile and it had a horrible smell as if a thousand Taco Bell butts all went off at the same time. This thing is 32-feet long. It smelled so bad they towed the remains back out to sea.
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Monstrous Sea Creature Discovered on Texas Beach
The world is more terrifying than we can imagine. A Texas woman recently stumbled on the remains of a giant piece of nightmare fuel when she spotted this sea creature that had washed ashore during Hurricane Harvey. People think that it’s a tusky eel. I don’t know what that is, but nope. This is what I call “Nightmaricus This is why I don’t swimicus!” Look at that mouth!
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Zombie Tiki Mugs – The Drinking Dead
KachaktanoMugs makes all kinds of cool and creepy mugs, but these Zombie Tiki Mugs are the most undead way to sip your tropical drinks. He’s got himself a handful of brains, but eating them won’t help his IQ any. Drink your cocktails from this guy. Luckily, he won’t rot and fester like a real zombie as you drink, cuz that would just be gross.
Mew-Berry! – Monster Cereal Catnip Toys
I love me some Boo-Berry, also some Count Chocula and Frankenberry. So I think it’s time to share the high that I get from these cereals with my cat. These Monster cereal Catnip Toys look just like little fluffy boxes of cereal. *Throws them down for my cat to play with. Mr. Whiskers starts playing. Then starts rolling around all drunk, rubbing up against them. Then starts darting around the house, freaking out.* Glad you like them. Now my turn. *Pours myself a bowl of Boo-Berry. Eats. Climbs on the table, rolling around all drunk….* Oh yeah. That’s the stuff!
Furry and Googly Eyed Monster Jacket
Damn that sh*t is stylish! It works the runway and folks runaway! This Furry and Googly Eyed Monster Jacket ate up that woman’s entire torso. I bet it won’t stop until it eats up those dolphin-toe shorts. She looks like she’s in a police lineup next other normally dressed perps and hearing some dude say, “Yeah, that’s the furry motha f**ker right there!” Monster torso is all the rage this year. And every year obviously.
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