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Dead Mouse In A Guitar Case

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dead mouse in miniature guitar case
Oh look, it’s a dead mouse in a mini guitar case. If you click through and scroll down below, you’ll see the mother (Sold separately) who is actually holding a guitar. She looks like she’s busking and when she gets enough change in her hat, the kid mouse will probably resurrect. Then they’ll take their little show to another street.

Never trust a busker. I just walk by a whole line of them with my iPhone app. It plays the sounds of change landing in a hat, cup or guitar case, so I don’t actually have to do it. Hey, I didn’t ask for the free concert! You don’t like it get a tour manager!
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Mr. T Taxidermy Mouse: B.A. Ba-Rat-Cus

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Whatch you want fool? This is the Mr. T Mouse. The T stands for Taxidermy fool! I pity the fool who takes a picture of me against their buttcheek!

In 1972 a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn’t commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the A-Team.

Da da da da! Da da da!

You know how they have to drug Mr. T to get him on planes? Yeah, that’s probably what they had to do to this poor mouse to give him a makeover. Man, I just wish the seller had the entire A-Team so I could annoy Mr. T mouse with Murdock mouse and put them all in the A-Team van!

Gotta Stuff ‘Em All: Pikachu Mouse Taxidermy

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This stuffed Pikachu mouse is going to look great next to your stuffed Ash squirrel. I’m assuming you have one already. He’s a little stiff, but he’s ready to fight for you in the Pokemon tournaments.

I don’t know much about Pokemon, but I’m pretty sure they should do more than stand there being dead. Maybe he’s just playing possum so he can lure his enemy in real close, then he’ll kick Squirtle in the nads. I’m hoping it’s Squirtle anyway. Can’t stand that guy. Does he even squirt? If he does, that’s nasty. Finish him Pikachu!

Heisenberg Breaking Bad Taxidermy Rat

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breaking bad ratI am the one who knocks…inside of the wall. What’s up Heisenberg? Cooking in the lab I see. Are those droppings part of the recipe? Damn Walt, get Jesse to sweep that up.

This Heisenberg rat and his little bag of meth can be yours for $125.78 from Etsy. The seller also has a Captain America rat and a Kurt Cobain rat, which you can see below.
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Pulp Fiction Rodent Taxidermy

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Pulp Fiction Rodent TaxidermyPulp Rodents! These furry little badasses are taxidermy rodents that look like Vincent and Jules. They have tiny suits with ties and even tiny pistols. They are probably arguing about a quarter-pounder with cheese while blowing some dude’s head off.

Looks pretty good. I’m guessing the seller put clothes and little guns by mouse-holes, only to find out that those losers never want to cosplay. The joke is on them, because in death, you will be made to wear this stuff. It is just the vicious circle of life.
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