This Avengers Cologne set is awesome. And trust me, I need to upgrade my smell. As it is now, people have labeled my particular scent as: Rank, ripe, a trash truck on fire on a humid day, a Grateful Dead concert in it’s fifth hour and my personal favorite; a weaponized form on man-thrax. Hey, I forget to put on deodorant. Sooorrry!
Well, now I’m gonna smell great.
Captain America – Patriot
Smells like some World War II dude who slept for like 70 years. Musty and dusty, but his butt-kicking skills are not rusty.
Iron Man – Mark IV
Smells like stale sweat trapped in a jet-powered suit and since your pee-technology just gave out, there’s a wee trickle of urine with a splash of citrus.
Hulk – Be Angry
This is a grunting savage scent. It smells large, foul and angry. Think an hour after Taco Bell smell.
Thor – Worthy
Smells manly, earthy like a forged fire. But when it wears off your BO hits people like a hammer.
Nah. I’m just kidding. People say they smell good. Of course anything beats raw nerd smell, which is a cross between stale comic book paper and mom’s basement. Now where did my new Hulk issues get to?
I am the one who knocks…inside of the wall. What’s up Heisenberg? Cooking in the lab I see. Are those droppings part of the recipe? Damn Walt, get Jesse to sweep that up.
Everyone knows that red hatted Gnomes are up to no good. They might scare critters away from your garden, but you know they get up to 
It’s Captain America. The first (undead) Avenger. Obviously Steve Rogers has seen better days. Instead of fighting crime, his days are now consumed with the search for more and more brains. This skull is going to look great on your wall or on your shelf.