Knock knock. Who’s there? My. My who? My eye is killing me everytime you open that door! This Eyeball Door Knob lets you get a nice big handful of eyeball when entering a room. It’s an oddball and an eyeball. Who owns this thing? The eyes. The eyes have it. I’m getting this and naming it Iris. It’s perfect for an observatory if you know what I mean.
Tag: nightmare fuel
Tarantula Dog Costume – Release The Horror Hounds
Dressing up your dog on Halloween or pretty much any other day is fun. Friggin weird, but fun. With this Tarantula Dog Costume, you get to scare your neighbors and anyone who comes across your dog at night. It will be fun to watch them run away screaming. In poor lighting, your dog looks like a real massive spider running around. I just screamed myself! The chest, neck, and head are adjustable so that the costume can fit different sized (the smaller breeds) dogs. Those sparkling eyes and claws make it even scarier.
Freaky Rat Worm Sighting
What the shizz! Check out this nightmarish mystery creature that resembles some kind of cross between a rat and worm. What is this nightmare? It ain’t nothing like your common rat. Some British woman noticed this freaky rat slithering around on her back porch, just chilling. I would have stomped on it but would be too afraid that a million tiny spiders would burst out and all attack me. I hope this woman had the good sense to move away from that house after seeing this thing.
The rat clock didn’t even tell me it was time for this weird nightmare. I’m not seeing the rat part myself, but maybe rats are different in Britain. I don’t know what this thing is, but I don’t want any part of it. Nope. Not the rat part and not the worm part. Does it have a knife? That looks like a blade. It looks like it’s ready to cut a b***h! Looks like a butter knife. I wonder if it waved that blade around to scare this British woman. This freaky rat is tough. From the streets for sure. The hood. I wonder what its gang name is. Probably the Knife Worms.
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Terrifying Masked Man Crochet Pattern
Do you like to crochet? Do you want to be terrified and terrify others? This Terrifying Masked Man Crochet Pattern is just f**ked up. Do you want to see this guy coming at you? I don’t. Keep this crocheted killer away from me. Seriously, f**k this guy! He’s so scary in this single image that he should immediately have his own horror trilogy.
This Nightmare Jack-In-The-Box Is Terrifying
We’ve featured MoldyCreations stuff around here before. It’s terrifying. I’m pretty sure they use a bunch of dark elves to create their wares. Like this Nightmare Jack-In-The-Box. I’m not even turning the handle and listening to the music while waiting for this thing to pop up and I’m already terrified. Is their a child that you don’t like? I think I found the perfect gift for them. Sweet dreams you little s**t!