The Nightmare Before Christmas: Bag Of Bones Handbag, inspired by Disney’s “The Nightmare Before Christmas”, strikes a balance between spooky and classy. Jack Skellington and the spider figure dangling from a chain delivers the spooky and the rest of the bag delivers the class. It has a kiss-lock closure and a silver-plated lining in its opening too. Classy indeed. You can strap it on for a Halloween or for a Christmas party.
Tag: novelty
Insect Wreath – Goes With An Unwelcome Mat
Thinking of putting up a unique wreath on your door? If your goal is to be out of the ordinary, as in a complete whackadoo who I will stay far away from, a wreath that is crawling with insects should do the trick. This 17-inch Insect Wreath is made using natural grapevine and has 4-6 inch insects to send your visitors running. There is a large assortment of insects for you to choose from.
Human Tongue Ring
With this Human Tongue Ring, I thee wed. Maybe it should be, I thee wet. Cuz it’s a tongue. And wet. Tongue me, baby. Tongue my finger. Is it made of tongue-sten? I have no idea. Everyone is going to notice this ring. Cuz people are a bunch of licky-lous who can’t mind their own business.
Are You Cereal? – Cereal Monster Geeki Tiki Mug Set
This Cereal Monster Geeki Tiki Mug Set celebrates my favorite breakfast foods ever. Now you can get all tropical and drink from Boo-Berry, Count Chocola, and Franken-Berry. BooBerry is the best, I don’t care what anyone says. He’s the ghost with the most. The most sugar that is. Probably GMOs too. You know I’m filling these with cereal instead of drinks.
What Up Gnome-Slice? – They Live Garden Gnomes
I knew it. I knew that all gnomes are They Live Garden Gnomes. I didn’t even need any special glasses. Gnomes run the world, forcing us to consume, obey and put them in our gardens so they can spy on us. Little ceramic bastards. I’d put this guy in my yard though. Come on, you’re coming with me gnome-slice. Yeah, yeah, money is my God. Just get in the garden.