Check out these super cool Gothic Bat Hand Towels. These look so cool. I don’t care if your bathroom is in a giant haunted mansion, an old victorian, or a trailer, these towels are going to goth up your guano room. They are great for Halloween, but I’m going to use these every day. Cuz I’m a good boy. I always wash my hands. These hand towels are soft and durable and feature an image of a bat and a crescent moon. I love it. Do you love it? Of course, you do. It’s 80% polyester, 20% cotton, and 100% awesome. Dry those hands on some Gothic Bat Hand Towels after you wash them. And if you don’t pick some of these up? Then you better dry your eyes with something else because you’ll be crying at the missed opportunity. I just love that design. Speaking of great design, check out this cool Bat crop top.
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Bat Crop Top – Holy Bat Boobies!
Now that’s what I call Creep Wear. This Bat Crop Top is the ultimate in boobie-covering technology. God, I wish I was that bat. You would be the wind beneath my wings. The wind is very nipply today, so let me hold you tighter, my love. Is it technically a bra? A halter top? Crop top? Bat brazier? I have no idea, but I know it is a bat made to protect your jubblies. And boy, does it look sexy. Whether you are headed for the convenience store, at the beach, or living during the apocalypse, this bat crop top will always look amazing. Bat boobs are always in fashion, after all. Let’s face it they are probably the two greatest things in existence.
Gotta be a B cup, too cuz it’s a Bat. I’m just guessing. A bat cup, if you will. Why don’t you slip into something more comfortable and put your bat on, my dear? I’ll get the bat wine opener, and we can have a quiet night in.
Nightmare Halloween Pumpkin Skulls
Holy hell these are some terrifying Nightmare Halloween Pumpkin Skulls. I’ve seen my share of skeletons, skulls, bones, brains ghosts, ghouls, goblins and other assorted horrors, but I’ve never seen any skulls scarier than these. If you have these horrors on your porch this Halloween, the kids that come to your door are going to be scared senseless. You may hear a lot of screaming, followed by running on the big night. You no good little brats aren’t going to be smashing these pumpkins. These here pumpkins can defend themselves. These undead heads are hungry and ready to eat and I’m pretty sure they aren’t after any candy. In fact candy will be littering the streets this Halloween as children and adults disappear mysteriously. Which is great for me actually. I’m gonna bring a snow shovel and a pick up truck and clean it all up. Man these things are freaky looking. It is now truly a Halloween of horrors now that I have seen them. If I could find a mask like these Nightmare Halloween Pumpkin Skulls, I would so win Halloween and get whatever prize one gets for winning the best part of October. Also check out these cool pumpkin appendages.
Grim Reaper Shelf Sitter, Gothic Garden Decor Figurine
The seasons don’t fear the reaper, nor do the wind the sun and the rain. But I do. Do you? Imagine just living your life and minding your own business, when this guy shows up scythe in hand, to collect you and shuffle you off this mortal coil. But what can you do? He’s the reaper. Then again, maybe he’s all show. I bet he’s a wimp if someone just confronts him, and gives him a good kick in the nads. Anyway, this Grim Reaper Shelf Sitter is pretty awesome looking. He will sit on your shelf, in your garden, wherever you want. He just sits there looking cool as a cucumber, reminding you of one impending day, hopefully far in your future, when you get to meet the real deal. He makes a great piece of Gothic Garden Decor. I bet you are just dying to buy one. Set him in your garden and be like, “Hey how about being more of a trim reaper and helping me trim those hedges?” If you dig the Grim Reaper shelf sitter, you can also check out this Grim Reaper choker necklace.
Gothic Skeleton Lamp
If you thought this nuclear explosion lamp was cool, check out this Gothic Skeleton Lamp. You get all of the major bones and some light to see them by. Let’s see, there’s the pelvis, the ribcage, the spine, and I think that’s the brainstem that the bulb screws into. This is perfect for a demented doctor’s office and also for my home. It’s a good lamp to sit by and read a calming horror novel. It kinda shines some light on the whole death thing, ya know? It comes in black or white with several choices for the lampshade. And they all look pretty sweet.
Yeah this Gothic Skeleton Lamp will look perfect in my old Victorian house. I still have lamps that are fueled by gas. AKA gas light. So sometimes I like to call the gas company and ask them why they are gaslighting me and tell them to stop gaslighting me while I sound like a lunatic.