This Alien In Bigfoot Costume Metal Wall Art should really come with a spoiler alert, even though I think we all knew this already. Aliens are Bigfoot. There, I said it. This piece of art proves it. See, this way they get to not only scare people in the woods, but then they can jump out of their Bigfoot suit and go rape bums in their fancy UFOs. Life is weird like that.
Tag: odd
Human Skull Torch
When you are treasure hunting in a cave and your only torch runs out, what do you do? Easy, just whack your partner on the head, decapitate him and use his skull as a Human Skull Torch. Pretty nasty and icky. I think I’ll just bring an extra fleshlight. I mean flashlight. I meant to say flashlight. It means nothing. They just sound the same that’s all.
Call the Mothman Ouija Spirit Board – Call Him Now
When there’s something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? MOTHMAN! This Call the Mothman Ouija Spirit Board is like a phone that can call Mothman at any time. Call anytime you want, any time of day. He will pick up. Whether you just want to trade recipes, talk gossip about your friends at work, or share beauty tips. Mothman is there baby! Your spirit communication BFF.
Hey Moth.
Hey girl!
How you doin’ boo?
I aight!
Skull Wrapping Paper For Gothic Gift Giving
Skull Wrapping Paper. When you care enough to give the very best. I’m gonna be all ironic and gift someone a skull wrapped in this wrapping paper. Great for Halloween presents or just every day creepy gift giving. I hope someone gives me a gift with cool wrapping paper. Okay. That’s a wrap. I’m done!
Gothic Coffin Tea Light Candle Holders
These Gothic Coffin Tea Light Candle Holders are to die for. Well, maybe I wouldn’t go that far, but they create a great atmosphere. I’m talking mood lighting. They are coffins with tea lights in them. Therefore, I now put my hat on my heart and say a few words about the passing of these tea lights. Ummm. Yeah, I got nothin. Didn’t really know them that well. Sorry.