Skull and Bones Gothic Christmas Ornaments

Skull and Bones Gothic Christmas Ornaments
Goth up your tree with these Skull and Bones Gothic Christmas Ornaments. Cuz Christmas trees should not be cheerful. These ornaments unleash the dark side of Christmas. Each Glass Ornament is 3.25in and has been filled with glitter. They also have a skull and crossbones on them. Joy to the world MFers!

Ascending Evil Climbing Skeleton Wall Sculpture

Ascending Evil Climbing Skeleton Wall Sculpture
This is some nightmare fuel right here. This Ascending Evil Climbing Skeleton Wall Sculpture is going to scare everybody this Halloween. Is that a skeleton climbing my house? Is he looking in my window? Oh man. I’m about to go all Die-Hard on this bag of bones. It’s on now buddy. You best get off my house! No? You’re not leaving? Okay fine! Then I’m leaving. *Packing some things* I thought you said you were gonna go all Die-Hard on him? I am. It’s hard to die if I ain’t here. Now excuse me while I book a hotel!

Bare-Bones Costume – Skeleton Lace Poncho

Skeleton Lace Poncho
This Skeleton Lace Poncho is perfect for lazy people like me, who are too lazy to make a proper Halloween costume. Just wear this lightweight lace poncho over your clothes. One size fits all. It turns you into a skeleton, with skulls, and cobweb designs too. Just put it on and go get that sweet candy! I hope you get a ton of Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups. Cuz I want ’em!

Oracle of Oddities Anatomy Tarot Deck

Oracle of Oddities Anatomy Tarot Deck
The Oracle of Oddities Anatomy Tarot Deck is pretty cool. Pretty pretty. Anatomy combined with tarot. Deal out the pretty body parts, adorned with such details as butterflies, flowers, some guy stabbing a heart and more. Most mesmerizing and macabre. Tantalizing yet terrifying. If you don’t buy a deck, you get the fool card dealt cuz you a fool, fool!.

Zombie Mermaid Bridal Dress – Here Comes The Bride

Zombie Mermaid Bridal Dress
This Zombie Mermaid Bridal Dress is confusing. If zombies eat brains and mermaids are essentially fish, and fish is brain food, what is she after? My money! Gotta be my money. Boy did she crawl up the wrong beach! Kinda sexy though. Can a mermaid even walk down the aisle? Or down the isle even? And how’d she find herself posing between all those wine barrels. She’s probably gonna uncork them all and keep herself wet. Take a swim and a drink at the same time.