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Skull Bubble Gumball Machine

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Skull Bubble Gum Machine
As the kids say, “Sick! Look at that drip!” You shouldn’t take candy from strangers. That’s just plain weird. And you definitely should not take candy from this Skull Bubble Gumball Machine. Um. Nope. No way. Not me. This creepy bubble gum vending machine will gladly dispense gum via that long curvy tongue. This is some great Halloween decor. It’s gruesome and full of gum, much like some city streets. Or the underside of the chair that I’m currently sitting on. Hey, I have no where else to put it. Damn. Just look at that gumball on the tip of its tongue. Look at that colorful drip design. If we ever have a zombie plague, this is what the graffiti kids are gonna look like. If that does not come to pass, I promise I’ll go paint some zombies myself, cuz this is just too cool.

I want to put this Skull Bubble Gumball Machine in my living room to scare all of my guests.

Universal Monsters Halloween Ornaments

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Universal Monsters Halloween Christmas Ornaments - Dracula, Werewolf Frankenstein
Check out the newest addition to our Creepy Cool collection. Decorate your tree with these Universal Monsters Halloween Christmas Ornaments. Who else has a Halloween tree? Hit me up in the comments if you rock an all-Hallows Eve tree. Some of us have separate trees for Halloween and Christmas and we keep them up forever. These are the two best holidays ever. You get 3 ornaments in all. Yoiu get Dracula, Werewolf, and Frankenstein himself. These are going to look great in your home from October to December. These are prime months for monsters to do the monster mash. Which is a graveyard smash, if you weren’t aware. It also caught on in a flash. I’m sad there’s no Creature From The Black Lagoon or the Mummy, but these Universal Monsters Halloween ornaments are still awesome. I would also love to see the Bride of Frankenstein. I’m gonna display these all year round and fly my freak flag. These glass ornaments are awesome. I love the look on Werewolf’s face. That dude is hungry and he’s looking at somebody, practically licking his were-lips. He’s like, yeah that’s gonna be a damn good snack. Come to me my fat human morsel.

Skeleton Car Air Fresheners

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Skeleton Car Air Fresheners
Whoa. These Skeleton Car Air Fresheners look awesomely scary and will make your car smell better. You spend so much time in your car it smells nasty. You know who you are. That ride smells like ass and Fritos had a threesome with unwashed taint. Well, these little skeletons will help you class up the joint. And make it stop smelling like a joint, too if you know what I mean. Just pop in a scent tab and put them on your vents. These little homies are riding shotgun and will be with you for all of your adventures. Don’t worry these Skeleton Car Air Fresheners don’t see anything, they don’t say anything and they don’t hear anything. So your secrets are safe. Which means these guys would not have ratted me out that time I picked up a lady of the night who turned out to be a dude of the d**k instead! It’s always good when homies have your back. Speaking of skeletons, check out this Creatures Skeleton ID Chart.

Salem Witch Trials Reproduction Wall Art

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Salem Witch Trials Reproduction Wall Art
Decorate with this Salem Witch Trials Reproduction Wall Art and creep up your castle. Witches have always been tried, long before Amber Heard. Usually, they would do stuff like tie them to a wood beam and dunk them underwater and if they don’t die, they’re a witch. If they do die, well… maybe that wasn’t a great witch detector. They would draw and quarter you, set you on fire, pull out your fingernails and generally end you. Sort of like when you disagree with others politically or about anything today.

Anyway, this cool reproduction Salem Witch Trials wall art will be perfect for your creepy castle or haunted home. It’s a great reminder to not be caught being a witch. Don’t let anyone see you using one of these witch cauldron mugs, for instance. Because if you are drinking from a cauldron in your little hamlet, you are just asking for trouble. You might as well decorate your hair with bats, cook with eye of newt and fly around on a broom. It’s okay to be a biatch, just not a wiatch if you know what I’m saying. So you need to also make sure to hide your resting witch face from others.

Tongue Earrings – You Have Good Taste…Buds

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Tongue Earrings - You Have Good Taste...Buds
Well, these Tongue Earrings will certainly lick the competition. I think this is the first time I’ve ever seen pierced ears holding something else that is pierced. I was always told that a tongue in the ear was highly inappropriate, but I guess not. It’s not exactly my taste, but… I wonder if they leave your neck all moist as they swing and sway. They will give your ears real tongue-lashing.

Anyway, yes, these tongue earrings exist, and that is just the world we are living in. What else can I even say? It leaves me flabbergasted, Positively tongue-tied. If you like this, you’ll love the Freddy Krueger Tongue Phone.