Hey ladies, want some cool wedgies? Uh, I meant wedges? No, really. Yeah, I’m a real lady’s man. *sigh* Just a slip of the tongue. Didn’t mean to scare you. I’ve never hiked a woman’s underwear up over her pants or skirt. Which sounds sad, actually. Anywho, these Gothic Death Bug Shoes are dark and delightful. Death bug? I don’t know what a death bug is, but they are all death bugs to me, cuz I kill ’em dead. Sure, I scream first. Nothing wrong with that. I get the job done.
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Giant Sugar Skull Beach Blanket
Wait- There’s a Giant Sugar Skull Beach Blanket? Oh, I see it now. Take your skull to the beach and lay out in the sun in style. This will get the party started. Whether you’re laying on the beach in Mexico or chilling in the backyard, this Dias de Los Muertos beach blanket will help you celebrate the day. Sun, fun and skulls, that’s what makes a nice relaxing day. It measures 5 feet across. Never leave the house without your skull that’s what I always say.
Cool Skulls and Roses Crossbody Purse
Do you like your skulls with roses? Well, this Skulls and Roses Crossbody Purse has both. Plus plenty of room for your stuff. And you better not be carrying around ACTUAL skulls and roses inside cuz that’s just messed up and you may have a problem. This bag is stylish, functional and beautiful, which is coincidentally what I said about my grandmother when they went to put her in a home. They agreed it wasn’t time, then they asked me why I called her a bag and slapped me upside the head.
Edgar Allan Poe Raven Wallet – Let Poe Hold Your Dough
Hold your dough in Edgar Allan Poe and you will lose your cash nevermore. That’s a little funny I made up just for this wallet. This Edgar Allan Poe Raven Wallet is awesome. One side of the wallet has a Raven image; the other has various clips of Poe’s manuscripts and a portrait of the author with raven feathers. It is one seriously dark and foreboding wallet. Sooooo cool.
Coffin Case For Sunglasses, Eyeglasses, or Pens
Is this an eyeglass case or a die-glass case? Well, this Coffin Case is perfect for your sunglasses, eyeglasses, or pens and such. I like to throw a bit of dirt in every time I put my glasses in and close it, then say a comforting word or two, hand on heart. It is basically the perfect accessory for vampires and undertakers. We love it. I need this cuz the future’s so bright… I gotta wear shades!
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