These Zombie Stompers – Zombie High Heel Shoes are great for stomping zombies. Obviously. They have a cool gradient green design and graveyard scene. I mean, that’s how they start out anyway, but after you stomp a few zombies in the head, they’re going to be all red and gooey. You are walking death to the undead. Or would you be un-death to the undead? I’m confused.
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Living Dead Dolls The Exorcist Regan Doll
I’m not sure, but I think this Living Dead Dolls The Exorcist Regan Doll may be slightly possessed. Call it a hunch. This creepy doll is sure to make heads spin. Look at that wild hair and those crazy eyes. The HELP ME inscription on her stomach is a nice touch. I scratched that on my stomach once, but that was cuz I was out of Doritos and toolazy to go shopping. This doll stands 10-inches tall, with real cloth clothing, rooted hair, and 5 points of articulation.
Day Of The Dead Skull Leggings
I can see by your Day Of The Dead Skull Leggings that you have some nice bones baby. Wear them to your yoga class, to dinner… In fact wear them out cuz I love seeing ’em on you girl. What? You’re gonna wear them to the fancy dinner we have scheduled tonight with my boss? Seriously? No, I meant wear them out as in wear them all of the damn time cuz you look sexy. Don’t wear ’em out to dinner. What do you mean you are about to show me what the day of the dead is all about? Did you just threaten me with murder? Damn. Fine. wear ’em. I don’t care.
Gothic Bats Circle Skirt
Be the greatest gothic girl in this cool Gothic Bats Circle Skirt. Now you can have bats in your belfry all day long. You know, I can help you with that. I’ll need to examine your belfry first, so off with that skirt. I kid, I kid. Bats are so in this season. They are all the rage. But that may just be cuz they have rabies. Which causes rage.
Victorian Raven Stationery
This is some sweet Victorian Raven Stationery. I already know what I’m gonna write on it:
Dear ravens, what the heck.
Do you think you can stop pooping on my deck.
My roses have white
My violets are pooh.
Everything is covered in raven goo.
I see what you eat,
cuz it’s all over my street.
Please stop your your poop,
It is a nasty thick goop.
I’m cleaning forevermore,
So let’s make it never more!
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