No way I’m trusting this The Ring Movie Bookmark to hold my place in a book. Bizatch is gonna crawl outta my book like she already does my TV and cause all kinds of hell. All while looking and acting creepy. You need to take a shower and wash that damn hair,maybe put a nice dress on. You can’t complain you don’t have a guy when you aren’t even trying girl!
Tag: odd
Vampire in Coffin Table Lamp
You know the best part about this Vampire in Coffin Table Lamp? It showed me how to beat vampires. Just put a lamp over their coffin. That way they can’t get out. Cuz of the light.
That’s not sunlight dumbass.
*Mocks you* “That’s not sunlight.” Idiot. Where do you think light bulbs come from? They capture sunlight and put it in a bulb. Duh. That’s how light works. Here’s another fun fact: Even water from the Pope’s toilet is holy water and will kill most vampires. But that may just be cuz of germs.
RIP Tombstone Pillow For When You Are Dead Tired
This Tombstone Pillow lets you Rest In Peace. Just lay your head down on this comfy pillow and I’ll try not to put some Xs over your eyes and make ya look all dead like. No promises. I would use pennies, but I’m all out. Used my entire change jar full of pennies to pay for taco bell. I’ll tell ya what’s not resting in peace: My colon!
Dissected Frog and Pig Enamel Pins
These Dissected Frog and Pig Enamel Pins are cool. It takes guts to wear them. Well, they are guts. On a different note: Is that really what a pig looks like? I was picturing a fat slice of bacon, with bacon legs and a bacon head. You learn something new everyday. Don’t wear your heart on your sleeve, wear your dissection on your sweater.
Read more “Dissected Frog and Pig Enamel Pins”
Horror Magnets For Your Fridge
Deck your fridge out in all kinds of horror. No, besides all that GMO stuff you have inside. These Horror Magnets For Your Fridge are gonna look awesome. They have some really cool movies. Like Demon Wind. I broke Demon Wind once and cleared out an entire movie theater. Good times. Now I can have those memories on my fridge.
Read more “Horror Magnets For Your Fridge”