thegeekgarden wants to cover your butt in Horror and I’m not just talking about all that butt-acne you’ve been ignoring. Hey, me too. It’s like sitting on one of those bumpy sea-urchins. I’m talkin’ Horror Movie Underwear. Check out Freddy Krueger gettin’ ready to slash dat ass. The best one is that kid from The Shining though, riding his big wheel into dat ass crack. You go Danny! Ride like the wind.
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Human Skull in Rusted Metal Cage
This Human Skull in Rusted Metal Cage is the perfect rustic accessory to decorate your macabre mansion. Just hang it up anywhere. Reminds me of that time I got my head stuck in a metal stair railing. If the paramedics had left me, this is what I would have looked like. That’s what happens. You get stuck somewhere and you become a decoration. Like this poor guy. He probably just stuck his head in there cuz he saw a gummi bear or something. Now he’s Gothic Chic. Yeah, just snap his neck off and sell him on Etsy.
Slash Cards – The Horror Movie Trivia Game
Slash Cards – The Horror Movie Trivia Game. They really slashed the price on this one. Do you have what it takes to win a game that’s all about horror movies? Well, yeah I have a knife. Do you have one? No? Then I pretty much win. This game has over 1,375 questions that cover more than 400 horror movies. You get 275 Trivia cards, 50 category cards, and 5 Slash Cards and more.
Gothic Skull Vessel And Skeleton Pen Desk Set
This Gothic Skull Vessel And Skeleton Pen Desk Set will have you out of your skull. Just make sure you get back in it real quick so someone else doesn’t jump in there, cuz that’s some bad skullduggery as well as some bad juju with a double serving of the heebie-jeebies. Hey, let me back in!
It’s a skull vessel filled with skull pens. Wearing coats. Where do they even get coats that long and thin? The dead and tall men’s shop? Those are some fashionable corpses right there. I bet when things get crowded in there they start rolling around against the rim and punching each other. That’s why they all look so shocked.
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Edgar Allan Poe Gravestone Necklace
Wanna give your girl a special gift guys? Buy her a nice big stone. Gravestone that is. This Edgar Allan Poe Gravestone Necklace will bury your fashion six feet under. In a good way. It’s from Poe’s actual grave in Baltimore. You know what the price is? Nevermore! Ha ha ha. It’s never more than the price see… Nevermore!