Hmmmm. I wonder what this The Shining Redrum Horror Skirt is all about. Hint: It’s about murder spelled backwards like a hundred times. Ladies, buy this and then always stand in front of a mirror when your husband is around. Don’t say a word. It will freak him out. Make sure you pack this if you ever travel to the Overlook hotel too. This skirt will be murder on your style. No, really. Redrum! Redrum!
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Skull Bottle Chandelier
Hey guys, if I ever want to turn the light on and trip balls, remind me of this Skull Bottle Chandelier. Deal? Cool. It’s the Grim Reaper’s disco ball. He’s doing the disco duck and he don’t give a… cluck! It’s like the supreme counsel of the universe just teleported in for a visit and said, bodies? Where we’re going we don’t need bodies! Just bring your head and enjoy the ride. The supreme leader of intergalactic buttholes has his skull projected on the ceiling. Yes my master! What is thy bidding?
Human Teeth Cufflinks
Sure, you could wear Human Teeth Cufflinks to a fancy event… Or you could just make them on scene, which is the method I prefer. Usually I just punch somebody in the mouth, and hide in the closet with the unconscious and now toothless victim while I am attaching teeth to my cufflinks with a hot glue gun. Then I snap my cuffs, adjust my tie and leave like James Bond. I’m all about the instant DIY.
Then when I leave I find the same guy and punch him again and hot glue them back in his face, cuz I always give back. I’m not a dick.
Horror Nesting Doll Sets
Experience the horror of nesting dolls! Etsy seller VeleCruce has a few horror nesting doll sets based on horror movies. Pretty frightening to put them inside of one another as if they are eating each other. There’s Jason, Freddy, Michael Myers and more. I wouldn’t normally consider these dudes the nesting type. They’re more like empty nesters. Meaning they like to kill everyone in the nest until it is empty.
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Gothic Bat Cameo Necklace
Check out this awesome Gothic Bat Cameo Necklace. It looks like it is straight outta Dracula’s jewelry box, but it is actually from TheCryptOfCuriositie. I remember the first time I entered their shop. I was curious about this and that and this and that and ooooo I just realized this is a crypt. Can I meet the Crypt Keeper? How does one keep Crypts anyway? Do you need a real estate license? It all sounds very cryptic. Are you a network of crypts? Are you at war with the bloods? Cool necklace by the way.