This Zombie Autopsy Key Chain is made from a doll head. Probably Barbie herself. It will help you to never lose your keys again. Cuz how can you lose your keys when they are attached to a zombie with his brain showing? You know what I just noticed? They have one of those fancy flame printed keys. Sweet! Dude probably has a hot rod with a matching paint job.
That’s okay cuz my key matches my car too. They’re both sh**ty and rusty. But I ain’t bitter.
At last, a lamp that makes my skull glow! Well, not my skull. What am I, radioactive? The skull/lamp skull. Alas, poor Horatio. I knew him well. I will miss him. He was always a bright guy… So bright I use his skull to read by at night. I think I might put this in my window and freak out the neighbors. And speaking of great ideas, it’s like this skull lamp is having a bright idea everytime you turn it on.
Don’t worry, no actual skulls were harmed to make this lamp. It’s 3D printed. Which I think means that they wear those blue and red glasses while they make it, so it jumps out at them and gives ’em a scare. Then they go back to work making skull lamps and the next one does the same thing. Pretty sure that’s what it means.
Yo, can I get some skull light over here? Trying to read a gripping novel over here. *Brings the light closer* I’ll be damned. I thought I was reading Shakespeare, but it was just the back of the cereal box. No wonder I didn’t understand it. I was reading Golden Grahams when I’m actually at a Trix reading comprehension level.
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Sure, humans have to watch out for facehuggers, but bunnies have to be extra careful. Aliens just love hugging a bunny face. It was recently reported that we lose 4 out of 10 bunnies to face hugging. It’s a real problem as shown in this Alien Xenomorph Facehugger Bunny Sculpture.
Peter Cottontail can become Peter no-face in just an instant, so it’s important that we get the word out about this alien on bunny violence through figurines like this. We may even save some bunny faces. If I can save just one bunny face by sharing this, it will have all been worth it. Cuz bunnies rule! Aliens drool!
We have to protect their little whiskers people!
If I want to wear a Realistic Brain Necklace, does that make me a fashion zombie? I do crave it. Kinda want to bite it even. And lick it. Just put me out of my misery right now cuz I won’t be happy until I get this juicy brain accessory and wear it around my neck. Still gonna lick that thing though cuz I’m freaky like that. It looks so ooey and gooey.
This Day Of The Dead Skull Nightlight will make sure that your night of the dead is lit up nicely and glows with luminous death. You probably should not put it in a kid’s room.
Mommy, mommy! Death came to me again in my room last night. That’s nice dear. But that wasn’t death. It was the angel of death. Did you see his angel glow? Just be thankful he didn’t ask you to come with him. Remember, keep your grades up and he will never come through your wall. Get straight A’s or else!