This strange light formation was spotted over the Gulf of California on August 6, 2017. People freaked. Is it a UFO? A being of light? I have no idea. I’m gonna go with giant supernatural jellyfish using the moon to give us all a glimpse at his new one-man show titled “Look at me, I’m an angel.”
https://youtu.be/ubYyjraYtdk
Da fuq is going on in the world? There’s way too many ghosts and other weird stuff. Imma start my own religion and lead a cult so I can have all the babes in the apocalypse cuz this world is just getting wayyyy to weird. I want off this rock. Almost three dozen workers at a garment factory in Cambodia needed medical treatment after they all freaked out over a ghost. It started when rumors that one of the workers was possessed by a ghost began to spread on the floor of the factory. Bunch of gossiping old hens.
One official with the garment factory workers union said that the possessed person was “yelling for chicken to eat,” apparently talking about some form of sacrifice. Or maybe he just wanted KFC. Did he yell, “Yo, I need some KFC up in this bizz-och.” Or “Yo, all ya’ll best stop making garments and feed my hungry ghost ass!” I have no idea.
Well it doesn’t take much to shake up a Cambodian garment factory employee as “they started to faint one by one” upon hearing the scary story. Just like those damn fainting goats. About 35 employees ended up on the floor during the fainting spree. Just like damn internet goats.
Apparently this factory has been hit by this kind of thing more than ten times. The union official said that one time “magic sorcerers” were brought in to help the workers. Dumbledore and Merlin could not be reached for comment.
via CtC
This is a cell phone video from China that supposedly shows a mysterious creature briefly emerging from a lake while a bunch of onlookers panic and make noise. The footage was filmed at a lake in China’s Louping County, and shows a dark object causing ripples on the surface of the water. Then another part of the creature suddenly pops up out of the lake and witnesses can be heard gasping and shouting some more.
Let’s see, we have bubbling and ripples on the water. My research suggests that this is yet another case of the “Nessie farting” phenomenon. No wonder the witnesses are freaking out. Nessie farts reak. Nessie rips some farts and the bubbles rise, rippling the water when they hit the surface. Sometimes you lose control and poop hits the surface. Don’t believe me? Get in the bathtub and let one rip. I just tested my theory a minute ago. In fact I’m still in the tub. Just did it again. Hang on, gotta plug my laptop in again. Rips a huge one. Hey, look at me, I’m Nessie.
*Creates a wave that hits my laptop and electrocutes me for like ten minutes. We’ll talk later when I get out of my coma.*
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This is some footage of Bigfoot supposedly captured by a drone. I’m not convinced. For one thing, Bigfoots have huge wangs and they don’t wear pants. Since I don’t see anything swinging around, I’m thinking this is a smallfoot at the very least, cuz small feet equals small junk. Plus, this video is presented by someone who sells drones. Which they remind you of a few times before moving on to other non-drone Bigfoot footage. Still no big swinging wangs. Call me skeptical. Pro tip: Always look for the Bigfoot wang.
You know that doll from the film Annabelle? Yeah f**k that doll. It is scary as hell. Well one railway service is posting pictures of the doll online to threaten their passengers into behaving. The pictures show the doll sitting aboard one of their trains with a warning:
“Dear valued customers, lately we’ve been receiving surprise visits from Annabelle,” the posting said, “mind your manners while you are on our trains or… she will haunt you FOREVER.”
The joke is on you guys cuz I am never riding your train. Probably no one else is either. The train probably left the station empty this morning in fact cuz no one wants anything to do with this doll.
via This place.