Join the Cryptid Club. Nah, it’s not a club where the cryptids are on stage stripping with their cryptid bad selves for dollar bills. But that would be cool too. Each cryptid club hard enamel pin features a different, well known cryptid and is made of hard enamel, measuring about 1″. Get Mothman, Sasquatch or Nessie. Join the club, but the first rule is that we don’t talk about Cryptid Club.
Tag: scary
Animal Skull Plants Make Your Garden Gruesome
Etsy seller MMWickedWhimsy creates these terrifying Animal Skull Plants. Does she have a green thumb? More like a scream thumb. In fact, I doubt she has any thumbs left cuz these nightmare plants bit them off long ago. I wouldn’t even water these with a hose from 20 feet away. I never knew that bones and botany could be such a horrifying combination.
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Pop It Pal – For Those Who Like Popping Zits
Do you like popping zits? Do you enjoy watching the pus ooze everywhere like a worm? Of course you do, cuz the human race is gross. If you can’t get enough zit popping action the Pop It Pal will be your new favorite toy. This thing comes in two skin tones to suit your preferences and the pus worms ooze out just like the real thing. You can buy pus refills and everything. I’m so done with you humanity. Now excuse me while I pop my own pimples that God (and greasy foods) gave me.
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Gothic Lighting – Black Raven Skull Candles
Light up your room with some bird heads! These Black Raven Skull Candles say nevermore to the darkness. Whether you are a gypsy, a witch, or just someone who likes gothic decor (Don’t we all?) you are going to love these candles. There’s nothing quite like watching a flame in a bird’s head to set the mood, romantic or otherwise.
H.P. Lovecraft Cthulhu Hardcover Journal
That is one fine looking journal. Cthulhu himself would approve and give it like 8 tentacles up. The H.P. Lovecraft Cthulhu Hardcover Journal is perfect for writing down almost anything. Here’s what Imma write:
I journal for Cthulhu
Even though I hardly knew you.
It happened one night in the valley.
In the back of the alley.
Up against the wall,
your tentacles clasping it all…
I better stop there. I get so breathless thinking about that night.