Get your skull on with this Gothic Skull Men’s Hoodie. It’s got a skull in front, skulls on the sleeves, a skull in back and a skull on the hoodie so you can wear a skull over your skull. Crazy. Also looks amazing. People are gonna know you are crazy about craniums when you rock this bad boy. It features dye-sublimation printing and an all-over print.
Tag: scary
Creature From The Black Lagoon Hairclips
These Creature From The Black Lagoon Hairclips will look awesome in your hair and I’m pretty sure they might give you a good head massage too without leaving your hair smelling like a nasty fish man. Are you a brunette? Then call him the Creature from the Black Hair Lagoon. Blondes have more fun? Nah. Blondes get carried off by monsters. Brunettes get to accessorize with them.
H.P. Lovecraft’s the Call of Cthulhu for Beginning Readers
It’s never too early to introduce your kids to unimaginable horrors. H.P. Lovecraft’s the Call of Cthulhu for Beginning Readers will give you a hand with that. The Call of Cthulhu is now a children’s book. Dr. Seuss style. Buy one for all of the children that you know so they can be prepared for the horrors of the world.
When your child grows up and hears the call of Cthulhu, will they answer? I just let it go to voicemail myself.
Custom Converse Skulls and Roses Shoes
Let us converse about Converse. Conversely I could just write about it and you read it, so there’s no talking at all and I continue to be lonely. Sound good? Cool. These Custom Converse Skulls and Roses Shoes are awesome. I’m pretty sure that if you buried these in the ground, a bunch of skulls and roses would bloom from them. That’s how cool they are. They make a great gift for any fan of sweet-ass shoes that look badass.
Striped Taxidermy Bat Christmas Ornaments
All I want for Christmas are these Striped Taxidermy Bat Christmas Ornaments. My tree needs more dead bats. They just love hanging, ya know. Bats know how to hang. They also know how to fill a cave floor with poop, but luckily you won’t have to worry about that. You won’t be singing, “Deck the halls with tons of guano…” Good thing too, cuz Santa doesn’t like stepping in bat sh*t while he’s putting gifts under the tree. Just saying.