This Ashton-Drake Alien Baby Doll reminds me of that time I was sleeping in my bed and some female alien shows up with an alien baby.I’m all like, “I ain’t paying intergalactic child support. What do you mean why? Maybe cuz you showed up in my room, abducted me, wrecked my poop-maker and then had your way with me? What? No, I don’t want visitation rights-” Then I woke up with missing time and a sore nipple. I think I was nursing an alien baby with my man mammories. Weird. This creepy doll ain’t for me.
Tag: scary
Banned Gothic Witch Gotham Knight Bat Attack Wallet
Looking for the ultimate bat accessory? I found it for you. No need to thank me. This Banned Gothic Witch Gotham Knight Bat Attack Wallet is full of bats and full of style. Perfect for a night out on the town. Assuming that town is Transylvania. Can I just call you Vlad The Accessorizer? So sexy. It has cool skull charms, an inside zip compartment and slots.
Elvira’s Movie Macabre: The Coffin Collection
Check out Elvira’s Movie Macabre: The Coffin Collection if you want to watch 26 horrifying films on 13 DVD’s! Some are just horrifyingly terrible. Others are pretty awesome.You get over 38 1/2 hours of movies. All hosted by Elvira and her boobs. That’s why they call them B-Movies right? Cuz of boobs? I think that’s right. It all comes in a collectible tin coffin.
Vampire Tears – Gothic Makeup Tutorial
The natural evolution of emo tears is vampire tears, but if you can’t work up enough emotion to cry your own, we have this handy tutorial for you. And just a friendly reminder: Vampires have feelings too. Be nice to them. I mean, not when they’re biting your neck. When they’re biting your neck, put a damn stake through their heart. But otherwise, be nice. Don’t be a jerk.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jt1Tsk2xLJQ
Feed Them – Audrey II “Feed Me” Creature Boots
Wear these Audrey II “Feed Me” Creature Boots and they will devour anything in your path. I only ask one thing, Please no kicking me in the balls as your boots will retreat with my balls when you are done. They have crystal and metal spikes and each toe features a hand sculpted Audrey II carnivorous plant with blood dripping detail. Are you hungry for fashion? Good cuz fashion is hungry for you!