Don’t mess up your clothes when scaring up a good meal for the family. Wear this Cool Skull Apron and protect them. Plus if you get spaghetti sauce all over this, it will just look even more awesome and gruesome. Betty Crocker? More like Boney Crocker. It’s kinda sexy actually. Grue la la! Also Bone appetite. I know I spelled that wrong. That’s the joke. Stop second guessing me! I’m a professional. Try these for your kitchen too. Know what I’m sayin’?
Tag: scary
Weird Buttface Taxidermy Heads – ButtSquatch
Brokencog makes sasquatch heads out of animal butts and other assorted parts. More like Butt-Foot or Ass-Squatch. These are fugly Dr. Seuss looking characters that I’m pretty sure exist in the “Tripping acid realm”, cuz I’ve seen em there. I think I bought a used car from one in the “tripping balls realm” once, which turned out to be a tricycle, only I didn’t find out until I made like 3 payments. The point is, don’t trust these guys. Or this guy.
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Cool Set Of 8 Classic Horror Monster Magnets
Now your fridge can be full of horrors, aside from that 3 month old cheesecake that now has a pretty green mold beard. This Cool Set Of 8 Classic Horror Monster Magnets will spruce up your fridge or other metal surface. The seller has a bunch of other sets that are pretty cool too, so make sure you check them out. Now every time you get a midnight snack, you can have a midnight scare.
Pretty cool. Pretty creepy. Scares me so much,now I have to pee pee. Cuz that’s how mature I am. Deal with it. These Hammer Horror Magnets are also cool.
Lowbrow Art Turn Disney Characters Into Nightmare Fuel
Disney characters are supposed to be lovable and fun, so naturally someone has perverted them into hellish, yet comical nightmare fuel, because the internet. That someone is French artist Gilen Bousquet who created this lowbrow art series titled Disney’s Bastards. yeah, this is totally what Disney looks like under the surface if you are really paying attention. Like the kids say, get woke yo! Whereas my generation was all like, “Get coke yo!”
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Set of 4 Skeleton and Bones Wine Goblets
I said pour some wine in one of these Bones Wine Goblets, so’s I can down it in my own skull bartender, or so help me I will jump over this bar and lay the smack down. Sorry. You’re a Diva when I don’t drink. Here have a Snickers- *Jumps the bar and slaps the bartender senseless. Drinks.* That’s better. *Looks down at the unconscious bartender with the smushed snickers in his mouth* You have a snickers. *Tosses tip on him and leaves.*
No actual bartenders were hurt during this blog post. I just hate that commercial. Check out these Zombie Goblets too.
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