So this is the Baby Sam Trick R Treat Horror Doll. I never watched the movie so I have no idea what’s up with this guy. (Was passed out with a bottle of booze in one hand while spooning a giant Hershey bar. Woke up in a chocolate/urine puddle and invented a new flavor.) Does he steal candy and kill people? I have no idea. If he stole candy, how would he even eat with his stitched up face? Dude basically has to shove it against his face, again and again, to mush it up real good so it goes through the burlap sack material, but I see no evidence of this on his un-smeared face. I really gotta watch this. Is he a midget scarecrow? Oh, that was not PC. I meant to say, is he a midget straw-person? Anyway, I’m out. I’m gonna go do today’s “pass out and wake up wet” challenge. Right after this drink.
Tag: scary
Creepy Baby Head Candles
Holy f**k! These Creepy Baby Head Candles are some serious nightmare fuel. Oh hello, baby Hannibal Lector. Glad ya got that faceguard in so you don’t eat my flesh. Basically, you creep me the hell out so excuse me while I light your wick and watch your baby face melt. There’s also a version where the baby’s brain is exposed. I’m burning all of these down so they can’t hurt anyone ever again. It reminds me of general custer, but his head is much bigger and in a box.
Krampus Fiber Optic Christmas Tree Topper
If I were invited to a Christmas party where the hosts had a Krampus Fiber Optic Tree Topper, two things would happen. One, I would fake food poison and run out of the house faster than you could say “Thanks Weirdos!” and, two, my phone number would no longer be in working order when calls were placed from the aforementioned folk’s phone number. The Krampus Fiber Optic Christmas Tree Topper is beyond nightmare fuel, so adding fiber optics just brings a refreshing sense of dread to the your holiday décor.
This Tree Topper is 13.5” tall with a built-in color changing fiber optic system. His head is hand-painted resin, to really create a one-of-a-kind glow should the fiber optics (Or Krampus’ mind) catch the tree on fire, and his eyes and mouth glow and change color, as you would expect any demonic tree topper to do. Krampus is adorned with a faux fur, most likely made from tiny animals that he murdered himself, to complete the look.
Don’t Eat Me, Chupacabra!
What child doesn’t like a book about monsters that like to eat their favorite little farm animals? Yeah, no nightmares here! Don’t Eat Me, Chupacabra! is a must-have for your bedtime story collection. This book is about a monster that only likes to eat goats and throws a tantrum when others offer him another delectable treat. What a diva! Set in Puerto Rico, the one positive part of the book is that the words are written in English and then again in Spanish, to help children learn how to say “I want goats!” in two languages. Great skill to have.
This board book is 30 pages long (this gives plenty of time for the monster to throw a complete fit) and is part of an entire collector set. Other titles in the set, certain to give nightmares, includes: Goodnight Krampus, Get Dressed Sasquatch, and others.
Skull Hanging Planter
I need a skull hanging planter to decorate for Halloween. And the rest of the year. is kind of cool. I like that you can visibly see the underside and the vertebrae in the former owner’s neck. Made by a Marine Corp Veteran, I can only say HOOOOO-RAHHHHHHH. Cuz that’s all I know about Marine talk. The artist is badass and is more than willing to customize the skull in any way you want. So, if you want some faux blood added to the effects or some leftover flaps of skin, we are sure this can be accomplished. Maybe just a tattooed name across the forehead.