Holy molars! I just hope this Snail Shell With Molars leaves a toothpaste snail trail, otherwise, he’s gonna have some cavities. I name him CREST-Cargot! This dude is a little gummier than I expected. They look healthy though. Way to go SLUGger. The real question is when he leaves his shell, does he take his teeth or leave them? Snails… Nature’s slimy dentures.
Tag: scary
Christmas Elf Love Makes Me Feel Weird
What do the elves get up to after a long day in Santa’s sweatshop? This. Whatever this is. This elf couple loves each other very very much, so based on what I was taught at a young age… They’re gonna do the Elf hokey Pokey and turn themselves around. Cause that’s what it’s all about. And I’m pretty sure it involves a pound of glittery lube and a vibrating candy cane. But that’s just a guess. Does this video of elf tenderness from Pusch Art make you feel weird too? No? Just me. K.
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It’s Official – Creepbay Has The Gothiest Stuff On The Net
Over the weekend Creepbay was featured on Metafilter, Boing Boing, Neatorama and other fine upstanding websites. We are finally getting the recognition we deserve. Boing Boing even said that we have “the gothiest stuff on the net”. High praise indeed. Regular readers already know that, but thanks for making it official.
It’s been a long hard road of curating creepy and cool stuff. To all of you new readers who are also aficionados of weird shizz, we have a whole lot more where that came from. Follow us on Facebook and Twitter. Check back every day for the greatest, the gothiest, the ghostiest, grittiest and grimiest that the net has to offer. Or something like that.
It’s going to be a wild ride.
*Roller coaster stops.*
*Looks at the skeleton next to me*
*Looks at the coaster full of skeletons behind me*
Just ask these fans.
Friday the 13th Jason Voorhees Mask with Knife Ceramic 3D Mug
We can imagine gifting this Jason Voorhees Mug to someone who you really don’t like all that much. With a knife in hand and blood dripping all over, the idea of it being given as a Valentine’s Day Gift is just…disturbing. Afterall, the line “until death do us part” is not meant to be a threat. This Friday the 13th Jason Voorhees Mask with Knife Ceramic 3D Mug is perfect to take with you to Camp Crystal Lake. Don’t cut yourself on that handle.
Edgar Allan Poe Deluxe Notecard Set
We think this Edgar Allen Poe Deluxe Notecard Set is absolutely awesome. Your days of handwriting a letter can now be Nevermore. The set comes with a Keepsake Box that has a magnetic closure, to hide away all of your deepest darkest thoughts. It also includes a 192 page, ruled pocket journal with Poe’s name embossed in foil on the front.
While some of Poe’s works can be considered creepy, this set has more of the romantic side of the man in mind. Perfect for your bloody Valentine. Also included in the kit are four cards with the following designs: Nevermore, You Fancy Me Mad, We Loved Him with a Love That Was More Than Love, and All That We See or Seem is But a Dream Within a Dream.
Equally disturbing and sweet, you can write to your hearts content or just once, upon a midnight dreary.