Thinking of putting up a unique wreath on your door? If your goal is to be out of the ordinary, as in a complete whackadoo who I will stay far away from, a wreath that is crawling with insects should do the trick. This 17-inch Insect Wreath is made using natural grapevine and has 4-6 inch insects to send your visitors running. There is a large assortment of insects for you to choose from.
Tag: scary
Halloween Coffin Crayons Set
Crayons that are made to look like little coffins; and you thought YOUR kid was weird! When I say coffins, they actually come complete with an image of a corpse lying inside and a lid. So, yeah, coffins. With a stiff. It doesn’t get spookier than that. The set comes in a wide variety of colors from which you can choose from. Coming in at around two and a half inches tall, these non-toxic crayons are made from recycled Crayola material which is good news for the environment. Bad news for little Timmy creeping out the other kids. This Coffin Crayons Set is just weird. Like Timmy.
Tarantula Dog Costume – Release The Horror Hounds
Dressing up your dog on Halloween or pretty much any other day is fun. Friggin weird, but fun. With this Tarantula Dog Costume, you get to scare your neighbors and anyone who comes across your dog at night. It will be fun to watch them run away screaming. In poor lighting, your dog looks like a real massive spider running around. I just screamed myself! The chest, neck, and head are adjustable so that the costume can fit different sized (the smaller breeds) dogs. Those sparkling eyes and claws make it even scarier.
Gothic Bat Coffin Ring
Some of us look great wearing rings and the rest just can’t pull it off. If you have a cool ring you can pull it off. It doesn’t get much cooler than this Gothic Bat Coffin Ring. A ring with a coffin shape and a silver tone bat has a nice ring to it (see what I did there). It makes you look cool and it looks great. The ring is adjustable so it can fit different finger sizes. Ring me when you get one, we can ring in the new year sometime.
Pennywise Evil Clown Wreath
Look, if you have this Pennywise Evil Clown Wreath on your door, I’m not coming in. And neither will anyone else. I don’t want any part of that shizz! It looks like Ronald McDonald and Uncle Sam had a demented baby. Nope. I’m just passing this house by. This really should be a sewer decoration.