These Cryptid Tarot Cards will reveal your fortune. OMG! Ask me about my love life!
Ok. I see a tall dark stranger.
OMG! Is he rich?
No. He’s very hairy and he has big feet.
Does he have money?
No, but he has a hut made of sticks and everything outside is his toilet. You’ll be happy.
I love this Gothic Black Spider Web Rug. But I already have one. You know how I got mine? Neglect and spiders. It’s easy when you never vacuum. Or sweep. Or mop. Hmmm. I just realized I’m living on about 2 inches of dirt. Some weeds are starting to grow. I’d love to be a kid and play a game of “the floor is hot lava” on this except rename it, “the floor is full of spiders”. Icky! I’m never leaving the couch again.
You know those old ant farms people used to have on their desks? Yeah, me either. That’s because they were a bad idea. Because what if it breaks and they get loose? The Termitat Termite Exhibit For Your Desktop is the same thing only if it breaks, they eat your house up around you. This is homelessness on your desktop right here. Bad idea.
The Nightmare Before Christmas: Bag Of Bones Handbag, inspired by Disney’s “The Nightmare Before Christmas”, strikes a balance between spooky and classy. Jack Skellington and the spider figure dangling from a chain delivers the spooky and the rest of the bag delivers the class. It has a kiss-lock closure and a silver-plated lining in its opening too. Classy indeed. You can strap it on for a Halloween or for a Christmas party.
For fans of Edgar Allan Poe who also happen to love anything Gothic, “The Complete Tales and Poems of Edgar Allan Poe” is something to cherish and love. Oh, and be terrified of. This Edgar Allan Poe Book Clock is bound in leather and features a crow faced clock with brass hands for the minute and second hands. Put it on your shelf or desk for display (It’s not meant for reading. Except reading the time.). Look, it’s Nevermore o’clock again!