Memento Mori means “remember that you have to die”. Gee, thanks. What a downer. Yeah well, you remember that… I got nothin’. Cuz I’m depressed now. This Memento Mori Large Leather Journal is a great reminder that a dirt nap is a-comin’. It’s large, leathery and has 600 pages. Just like my grandma reading me a bedtime story. Well, not anymore. I’m a big boy now. Hasn’t happened since last week.
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Edgar Allen Poe Journal – The Raven Nevermore
This Edgar Allen Poe Journal is a great place to write down all of those things that you want to deal with NEVERMORE:
Taxes
SJW weirdos
Dank memes
The store being out of what you want and you’re all like wtf!
Diets
and whatever else you might be sick of. Let the magic of the NEVERMORE bird wash these things from your mind.
Bigfoot Catches Loch Ness Monster Artisan Coffee
Bigfoot Catches Loch Ness Monster Artisan Coffee tastes like what the scene smells like. Bigfoot BO and fishiness as two beasts battle. You get 8oz of whole bean coffee roasted to order, from family-owned farms, who are no doubt under siege daily from Bigfoot. He likes to steal coffee beans at night. It’s just what they do. Actually, these two beasts aren’t fighting. Bigfoot’s just doing some fishing.
Raven Skull Winestopper
Top your wine with a raven. This Raven Skull Winestopper turns your alcohol juice into a bird. A drunk bird, with no skin or feathers on its head. Which is just the way that I like my alcohol. I’m not drunk! *Grabs bottle and bangs the raven beak against my desk like a judge.* We’ll re-adjourn in 15 after I wet my beak some more.
Cat Explorer Is A Terrifying VR App
This game is called Cat Explorer and you will be exploring cats alright. Exploring their insides, their muscles, organs, their guts, taking the skin off the cat. It’s supposed to be educational, but it is horrifying and funny. What kind of sick bastard would play this game? I have no idea, but I just bought two copies. Don’t judge me.
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