Mythical Beast and Other Occult Prints

Mythical Beast and Other Occult Prints
MedievalOccultCraft sells all kinds of cool Mythical Beast and Other Occult Prints. You got yer three-headed monsters, werewolves, basilisks, swamp trolls, harpy demons and more. There are more beasts here than you can shake a spiked stick at. Hang some on your walls today and beast it up in this biatch! They’re mystical, mythical and magical. Pretty scary too. I wouldn’t want to run into these freaks anywhere. Except on my walls, that’s all good.
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Coffin Bottle Opener – Rest In Pabst

Coffin Bottle Opener - Rest In Pabst
Every drink brings you and your liver one step closer to the grave, so why not pop those tops with the Coffin Bottle Opener? This bottle opener is Midnight Black in color with black hardware and a Cap Catcher. It’s a great piece of Gothic home decor. Drink ’em if you got ’em.

The only problem is now I need a coffin shaped recycling bin for the bottles. Someone get on that.

Alien Sleep Mask Is A No Sleep Mask For Your Partner

Alien Sleep Mask
I can see two scenarios happening when you wear this Alien Sleep Mask. One- You wake up screaming thinking that you are being abducted, then get up and look in the mirror after pulling this mask up above your eyes, only to realize that YOU were the alien all along. That’s an M. Night Shamalamadingdong twist right there. Or two – Your wife wakes up next you, looks over at you and starts screaming. Meanwhile, the real aliens run out of the room like WTF.

Day Of The Dead Qeeboo Mexico Stool + Sidetable

Day Of The Dead Qeeboo Mexico Stool + Sidetable
Put this sweet piece of furniture in your home and it’s gonna be the Day of the Dead all year long. The Day Of The Dead Qeeboo Mexico Stool + Sidetable can be used either as a side or as a place to rest your drink. May your drink rest in peace. It comes in black, green, terracotta, and ivory. Having a huge skull in the living room is just too damn cool.

via The Awesomer

The Book Of Monsters Journal Has Eyes

The Book Of Monsters Journal
Hmmmm. I wonder which monsters are in this Book Of Monsters Journal. Is it Frankenstein? Franken-Berry? The Wolfman? The guy who looks like the Wolfman, but really just needs a shave? I have no idea. But I like it. You could use this to jot down your thoughts about monsters, to draw monsters or to write then letters and beg them not to hurt you.