Man, I love me some vintage scifi monsters. This Limited Edition Funko Universal Monsters Metaluna Mutant Vinyl Figure is awesome. Check out that veiny oversized brain and those vicious claws. I’m putting this one on my shelf. So scary. So cool. So mutated!
Tag: scary
Living Dead Dolls The Conjuring 2 The Nun Doll
This Living Dead Dolls The Conjuring 2 The Nun Doll needs to get thee to the nunnery cuz this biatch is evil. Hey, did you hear the one about the priest that asked the nun why she’s always doing laundry? It’s cuz she has a lot of bad habits. I’d get this doll, but I’m too scared she’s gonna whack my hand with a ruler at night and make me say like 20 Hail Marys. Those eyes!
Something To Crow About – Taxidermy Crow Head
I’d really like to buy this Taxidermy Crow Head, I’m just not sure if I want to pay by escrow or not. Get it? Like Humpty-Dumpty, I really crack myself up. And I don’t need to fall from a wall to do it. If you want a bird’s head on your wall, this is a good choice. You’re making a good caw. I mean call. Oh well, time for me to spread my wings and fly. CAW. CAW. CAW! *feathers everywhere* I fell on my face. Hey, remember that general custer head? Those were freaky times.
Raise a Macabre Toast – Human Skull Goblet
Bring me the heads of my enemies and I’ll make a Human Skull Goblet out of each of them. Then we shall raise a toast with their skulls! Plus, we’ll have some wine. Wine goes well with toast right? Definitely not waffles, but toast should pair well with a good wine. I wonder if ghosts get a headache when you click their skulls together. I guess I’ll find out.
Minions Zombie Plushes
There are many versions of the undead that you have to worry about, but none are as deadly and nasty as the dreaded Minions Zombie Plushes. They used to be cute. You used to let them into your home to play with your kids. Not anymore. Oh hell no! Ain’t no zombie minion gonna bite me and my family. You get a face full of shotgun. And you. And you. And you. Now for the beheading!